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  • #91
    Oh, I forgot. Thanks Ecthy.

    I need to add Germany to the list:
    Russia
    France
    Germany
    Britain
    Texas
    Norway
    Serbia
    Denmark
    .....
    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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      • #93
        See, the UK can't even copy phallic objects properly.
        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
        Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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        • #94
          You're not even backing it up with anything

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          • #95
            Originally posted by Asher
            Why do you hate computers so much to do this to them?

            I wouldn't bother. Maybe give them some finger paints and a Barney tape to babysit them for twelve hours.
            Well, they won't have to do much actual programming, just learn enough that the programmers they eventually work with won't shoot them. Or themselves.
            "In the beginning was the Word. Then came the ******* word processor." -Dan Simmons, Hyperion

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            • #96
              Originally posted by Ecthy
              You're not even backing it up with anything
              Back what up?
              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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              • #97
                Originally posted by Koyaanisqatsi


                Well, they won't have to do much actual programming, just learn enough that the programmers they eventually work with won't shoot them. Or themselves.
                Maybe tell them programming is like poetry, but with practical implications.
                "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                • #98
                  Originally posted by Asher
                  See, the UK can't even copy phallic objects properly.
                  The pointy bit is for clitoral stimulation.

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                  • #99
                    Originally posted by Asher
                    Maybe tell them programming is like poetry, but with practical implications.
                    Ah, finally a use for this...
                    "In the beginning was the Word. Then came the ******* word processor." -Dan Simmons, Hyperion

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                    • Asher, why aren't you harassing Blake about his constantly bringing up Buddhism the way you used to bug LOTM for not shutting up about Judaism? Do you just not want to be banned again, or do you only mind when people yammer on about Judeo-Christian religions?
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                      • Originally posted by Elok
                        Asher, why aren't you harassing Blake about his constantly bringing up Buddhism the way you used to bug LOTM for not shutting up about Judaism? Do you just not want to be banned again, or do you only mind when people yammer on about Judeo-Christian religions?
                        I do trash Blake for his Buddhist bull**** quite a bit, but I've been warned not to do it. Even though it is annoying as hell.

                        He's the person I want to smack most on Apolyton. And from what I know about Buddhism, that's not the desired effect. He fails.
                        Last edited by Asher; March 3, 2008, 18:05.
                        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                        Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                        • Well if Blake is as hippy and new age looking as he appears, if you hit him, he'd snap like a dry stick.
                          Speaking of Erith:

                          "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                          • I wonder, if I keep smacking him, will he enter a zen-like trance and deflect my fists with The Way?
                            "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                            Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                            • Asher

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                              • If there's something liable to annoy me, it's a f**king hippie!
                                Speaking of Erith:

                                "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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