How much time do you stay on the crapper?

[VetLegion]

Under three minutes. Like in bed. Wait, I meant...

[b etor]

Fast and soft.

My sister takes at least half an hour, which is very annoying when I'm waiting to shower.

[Maquiladora]

3-8 soft usually. If longer I give it a quick courtesy flush and fire up the DS for some Geometry Wars or Tetris

[Darius871]

This thread should be more "scientific":

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_stool_scale