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  • #1

    How much time do you stay on the crapper?

    Seriously.

    Me, it takes less than 2 minutes most of the time, unless something nasty has taken control of my disgestive system. And I dont smell either. But if I take my twin cousins for example, 15 minutes is a minimum, and it smells like shlt like the paint was going to peel off. Wtf?

    And when they go, its always like diariah...That must suck! And I know a couple of people like that...Disgusting.

    So, what about you? Are you a fast crapper?

    Spec.
    31
    I'm fast and hard ( Max 3 minutes )
    16.13%
    5
    I'm fast and soft ( Max 3 minutes )
    25.81%
    8
    I'm fast and liquid ( Max 3 minutes )
    0.00%
    0
    I'm slow and hard ( Between 3 to 8 minutes )
    9.68%
    3
    I'm slow and soft ( Between 3 to 8 minutes )
    12.90%
    4
    I'm slow and liquid ( Between 3 to 8 minutes )
    0.00%
    0
    I savor the moment and hard ( Atleast 15 minutes )
    0.00%
    0
    I savor the moment and soft ( Atleast 15 minutes )
    12.90%
    4
    I savor the moment and liquid ( Atleast 15 minutes )
    0.00%
    0
    I crap 48" turds
    22.58%
    7
    Last edited by Spec; February 29, 2008, 14:32.
    -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.
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  • #2
    Boring day, huh?
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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    • #3


      Answer!

      Spec.
      -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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      • #4
        what a crappy thread.
        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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        • #5
          No banana shaped turd option.
          I'm consitently stupid- Japher
          I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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          • #6
            Wow! Who ****s 48" turds?

            MrFun is not even logged in...

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            -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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            • #7
              Invalid polls.
              TMI threads
              Sh1tty puns
              Libraries are state sanctioned, so they're technically engaged in privateering. - Felch
              I thought we're trying to have a serious discussion? It says serious in the thread title!- Al. B. Sure

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Thoth
                TMI threads
                What does this have to do with Top Mount Intercoolers?

                Spec.
                -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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                • #9


                  TMI= Too Much Information
                  Libraries are state sanctioned, so they're technically engaged in privateering. - Felch
                  I thought we're trying to have a serious discussion? It says serious in the thread title!- Al. B. Sure

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                  • #10
                    I hate the people who occupy the crapper for a long time. It's even worse when they READ there.
                    Graffiti in a public toilet
                    Do not require skill or wit
                    Among the **** we all are poets
                    Among the poets we are ****.

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                    • #11
                      i had a roommate who took 45 minute craps.

                      no bull****.
                      The Wizard of AAHZ

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                      • #12
                        Yea. Thats what my cousins do on hang-overs...

                        Thats just nasty.

                        Spec.
                        -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Thoth
                          Invalid polls.
                          QFT
                          THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                          AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                          AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                          DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                          • #14
                            How is it invalid? Do you have a special way of crapping that I forgot and you feel left out?

                            Spec.
                            -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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                            • #15
                              None of the options represent me, and its also an invalid poll

                              I have royal blood, so I never ****.
                              Resident Filipina Lady Boy Expert.

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