WOW! Daddddyyyy please lend me some moneeyyy

[Pekka]

It's true. But now I've got a great shot here!

You see, I've been renewing my wardrobe for the last month or two. SUcks, because my pay sucks, and clothes in here are expensive. Say I have about... 200-300 euros per month for leisure, so that gives me like a new pair of shoes and a shirt. Or pants and a shirt. Shoes are always little more than 100 euros or then more. Shirts? About the same, pants the same. JUst basic stuff. But with that, I can get something I can use.

So anyway, I bought this new coat, it was like... little under 400 euros but I got it for 150 euros, a great deal, since I was going to buy that coat anyway, I'm glad I didn't have my credit card with me and I was kind of iffy with the price since I don't have that kind of money, but the very next week? The same coat, 150 euros. Man was I glad I waited for a week!

So anyway, I've bought some stuff from them before, I really like them and their stuff, they always give me free stuff, like when I bought my last suit, they gave me free tie of my choosing and also had it tailored for free. So I like that, but then again, I keep coming back . They got nice stuff too, they're my style smart clothing, can be worn at work, business and just smart dressing. I like to dress a bit under suit normally, I don't like to wear suits. That is because I don't have crappy suits, so I only wear them when it's that kind of an event. So anyway, I've bene looking at tthese things, because I need a new scarf, I need a new pair of shoes, at least 4 pair of pants, at least 6 new shirts, few more ties, perhaps a vest and all kinds of stuff basically, a jacket or two. So basically tons of stuff, yeah? And with the normal prices, good luck.

So anyway I got a message from them, that they're practically giving away stuff. Like the pants I've been looking for, they're like 150 euros per unit, so now I can get them for 40 euros!!!! Everything is like that, everything 50 or under. Man, I need to buy ALL the stuff this week. This is such great luck because it's good stuff and considering everything, now it's so cheap it's like stealing. And I've been wanting their stuff too!

SO dad, can you borrow me a grand? I need some new clothes pleaaaase... with a grand, I can get a lot. A LOT and the value is spot on. I mean with that? I can then focus getting new boxers, socks and stuff, you know, basically it's all settled. Dad, I knwo I have a job, but look, clothes! I know he will borrow me the money, but I still feel akward about it. Then again, I really need those clothes, for that price? I need them. I need them all. I should even get a new suit, with those prices? It's horrible, I mean I paid for my last suit like what... suit only, perhaps 800 euros? A bit pricey for me but it's always worth it. Then plus shoes, shirt and tie. But if I can get that grand, I can really get all I wanted RIGHT NOW! YAAAY! Man I'm so porno with those close too, it's like who is this cat, he's so cool, man, he's like an adult except he isn't, he is like this smart guy but he really is a pervert and with that smirk? He might rape me, except he's got too much class, no wait, he just farted, oh well he's still got class.

Class

Getting 200 euro price unit down to 50 euros for a limited time for loyal customers I mean jeesh, I love them!

[Spec]

Girly thread.

Lets put a little testosteron in here for your sake.

I got a new boost controller



Spec.

[LordShiva]

Clothes shopping

One thing (among many) that I love about going home for vacation is that I can get suits, blazers, tailored shirts, etc., made for real cheap.

[Pekka]

I don't even know what a boost controller is.

You know what Spec? I had a car, but now I don't. I don't even have a car these days. I use public transportation adn you know what? It sucks ass but a) I like ass b) I don't pollute as much and c) it's not like I really need to go anywhere anyway.

Girlie thread, no way. We're talking about MAN clothing. Real men dress smart and keep their stuff in good condition and most of all, wear their stuff correctly. Man I hate it when I see it all the time, people don't even know how to wear their clothes, it's really stupid. I don't mean they should follow the etiquette all the time but COME ON!!! Also, their suits are always too big usually. You can see it's number size, nothing else, and even that number is WRONG. It looks stupid, it's horrible. It really pains my eye. Also when they mix, they mix WRONG. It's not that they mix just wrong colours, they also mix wrong styles and wrong materials. It looks nasty, it's like don't you see what you're doing to yourself and your clothes? Have some freaking respect for yourself. And shoes? The shoes?!?!?! It's like they don't care what shoes they put on. Or the belt? The belt doesn't match anything. It's all wrong, the ties are horrible always, it's like wearing "smart" kind of stuff except it's all wrong, horribly wrong. Sometimes I feel like screaming at these people since I've given up violence.

[LordShiva]

Originally posted by Pekka
Real men dress smart and keep their stuff in good condition and most of all, wear their stuff correctly.

QFT

[Pekka]

LS, oh yeah, that's so true. There, SEA... it's all about cheap but great quality and tailor made... it's awesome. When I go there, I will also get tons of clothes. TONS!! And shoes.

[Spec]

You turned into a Metrosexual!

Now you'll have to wax your butt crack like LS!

What happenned? Got tired of masterbating?

Spec.

[Pekka]

No I'm not metrosexual. Definitely not. I dress smart. There's a big difference. I'm strict about the clothes I buy. They need to have cuts that suit me, they need to... just take everything into consideration. Hey, I like to spend at least 30 minutes every morning just to get ready. Take shower, brush teeth, do the face poisons, put on some nice scent, then wiggle my flesh a bit just for kicks and continue being naked, then choose boxers and then either shoes or sometimes shirt. You build from shoes up. Because the belt matches the shoes, so you got that figured out easily, then the pants and the jacket fits them and the shirt has to fit the rest. It starts from _shoes_.

[LordShiva]

Pretty much. I like to make sure it matches the scent, too.

[Pekka]

It's really simple if you just pay attention and make no short cuts. You know you look good when you do it right because you can also feel it. So it's primarily a feeling that is the most important thing. Because that shows out. Then you can listen to your groovy music and walk outside, and you know you're looking good because you're feeling good and you already got rid of that white man walk already. You smell nice, so you don't mind when people come a bit closer to you. Since you also use that mouth wash, to give that extra nice, you notice how the ladies also starts liking you.

Now, the most important thing is to smile. Then just smile, as if you're smiling to something else, but you're just really smiling becuase everyone just wants your ass, including the guys. So hide it a bit, but not too much.

And then go home to masturbate. Because you're the best.

I mean you can even be fairly ugly, and you still look pretty good if you just dress smart and pay attention. It tells a lot if you pay attention because a) it means you pay attention b) you are not lazy c) you are more likely to be a pleasant and trusted person.

This is what most people should understand: it's really not even about body type. It's about that feeling that shows outside. That can be acquired from paying attention and right choices. There's good stuff for everyone. I dont' care if you're skinny or fat, you can look good. There's a huge difference, say a fat man, who is akward and wearing the wrong clothes, that just looks uncomfortable and feels that way as well. But there's tons of fat guys who really wear their stuff right and basically rock their outfits well, so they're cool as hell. I think fat man can be the coolest anyway, because when they wear the right stuff with the right attitude, it's most impressive.

[OzzyKP]

Wow, this thread is way too metrosexual for me.

WTF Pekka?

[SlowwHand]

I guess blue jeans are totally unacceptable. Too bad.

[OzzyKP]

I wear shorts year-round.

[Riesstiu IV]

Originally posted by OzzyKP
Wow, this thread is way too metrosexual for me.

WTF Pekka?

Pekka is Pekkasexual.

[Lorizael]

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Pekka is not metrosexual; he's Patrick Bateman.