I'm a dick.

[Dinner]

So I went to one of my favorite sandwhich shops today to get a turkey sandwhich (it was very nice with roast turkey, crisp bacon, and avocado, on toasted rye bread). When a two young ladies and a guy, all dressed in suits, walked up to me:

Mormons: Have you heard the good news about Jesus Christ and the Latter Day Saints?

Me: Yes, but have you heard of the revulations of Lord Buddha and the path to enlightenment?

Mormons: I have but did you know that you can only reach heaven through the teachings of Christ and the Mormon church?

Me: I heard certain people claim that. I think they're stupid weak minded fools unable to accept reality.

Mormons: Does that mean you're Buddhist?

Me: No, I think all religious dogma is bull**** but you were bothering me with religious dogma while I was trying to have lunch so I thought I'd bother you with equally absurd religious dogma as well.

Mormons: Don't you want to enter the kingdom of heaven?

Me: No, because it is a fantasy made up by weak minded people like yourselves who cannot accept that there is no life after death. So **** off and let me eat my sandwhich.

To their credit they even wished me a nice day after that. I just hate these ****ers bothering me on my time off trying to force their religious bull**** on me.

[Dinner]

Crude but necissary I think. I just want them to go away to their temples/churches and stop bothering decent people, like myself, whilst we are trying to enjoy our lives.

[DaShi]

I just tell them that I'm Catholic and that they're going to burn in hell.

[Heraclitus]

You will burn in hell.

[LordShiva]

Were teh ladies cute?

[Heraclitus]

Originally posted by LordShiva
Were teh ladies cute?

Sure M girls are hot, I once made the msitake of listenintg to them for like ten minutes...

[DaShi]

They are hired actresses.

[Lancer]

That sounds like a good sandwich.

[Wiglaf]

You're not a decent person Oerdin, you're a massive tool and a petty thief. Stop telling nice people how to spend their lunch break.

[Aeson]

Oerdin:

[Blake]

Cool .

I think a good retort would be..

"Have you heard the bad news about Jesus Christ?"

And if they go "...?"

"Jesus is dead. God is dead too. Sorry".

[Lancer]

I'd say that the best response would be to say "yes I've heard, now excuse me I'm eating and do not wish to be disturbed."

[Dinner]

Originally posted by Wiglaf
You're not a decent person Oerdin, you're a massive tool and a petty thief. Stop telling nice people how to spend their lunch break.

Wiggy is my favorite troll. One day he might even out do Alexander's Horse.

[ZEE]

now now, play nice everybody or AAHZ will show you how to set a forum straight...

...plus i have 1.75L of Jack Danials Whisky and drink by the shot FTW.

dont mess with me, homies, i am a member of Forumwarz.

WTF was this thread about? Oerdin..? eh carry on.

[Alinestra Covelia]

I had lunch with a Mormon friend and he talked to me about his faith. He was actually really cool about it. There was no coercion about it - just a plain and simple conversation about Mormonism and a few memories of his marriage at the big cathedral in Salt Lake City. He gave me a Mormon bible and then moved on to talk about other things.

Compared to five years of Anglican force-feeding with thrice-weekly mandatory chapel services, this guy was much more civil.

My opinion of Mormons has been generally high, owing in part to this guy and also in part to Napoleon Dynamite.