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  • #31
    ok I used to listen to it back in high school too. Now I really feel old! I loved the dead puppie song
    Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
    Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
    Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
    You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Thoth

      Dr Demento

      I listened to his show every Sunday night back in High School.
      I remember when he first came on the air and began taking requests. "No, no, no," he'd say. "No more requests for the Beatles and Stones. This isn't that kind of show."

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      • #33
        TV shows like this were the reason I cancelled cable.
        "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
        "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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        • #34
          Re: Ok, the puking will now commence

          Originally posted by Tiamat
          I got my e-mail from the producers of America's Got Talent today setting my audition time in Dallas on March 2. Can you say NERVOUS!!!

          Yup that about covers how I"m feeling right now. Nope wait.....scared ****eless would be closer.
          By the way, the worse case scenario is that you go and completely bomb (which isn't going to happen). Even if the worst happens, you'll still get further along than anyone else here does.

          So, hold your head up high and kick some ass on behalf of us untalented cowards.

          T-I-A-M-A-T Tiamat!

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          • #35
            That's all fine as long as she isn't the humiliation act for the week. Big ratings to be had by degrading people on these shows.
            "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
            "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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            • #36
              Aren't you just the little ray of sunshine on a cloudy day.
              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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              • #37
                If she starts to choke, she can quickly change her act to dancing the flamenco on a weasel. That's alway popular

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                • #38
                  Yeah, I know. Sorry Tiamat, nothing personal.

                  I feel no compulsion to be nice for the sake of being nice. I post what I think here and invariably piss people off along the way. I'll get to everyone eventually.

                  As I say, nothing personal. I don't know Tia but I'm sure she's a nice lady. I have no idea if she can sing but quite frankly many of these shows will put you on if you can't b/c it is great chuckles to watch. Hopefully she is wise enough to know if she really does suck as a singer.
                  "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                  "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                  • #39
                    I understand Wezil, my mouth and thoughts get me into trouble quite alot. I speak my mind most of the time .

                    Ok, so thanks to Snoopy I downloaded the program so I'm am going to let Apolyton decide. It is now going to be up to you guys to pick not only which song I do but your honest opinions about wheather I should even try or not. I don't want to be on one of those reject reals.

                    Right now I'm using my clients computer today, feb. 15 I have to work a 16 hours shift and won't get home until around 11 tonight. I will record the two songs I want to sing and make a posting for it tonight or tomorrow and you guys choose and be the judge.

                    I want honesty, don't worry about hurting my feelings. My feelings will get hurt alot worse if I got up there thinking one thing and it's really another. until then....
                    Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
                    Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
                    Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
                    You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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                    • #40
                      Good luck
                      “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                      - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                      • #41
                        This song's good. It's short, sweet, and has a good bit at the end where you can demonstrate a tricky amount of note changes.

                        Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
                        I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too!
                        I love to hear you oralize
                        When I'm between your thighs
                        You blow me awaaaaaaay...

                        Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you,
                        I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you tru-lee...
                        Life can be fine when we both sixty-nine and
                        Wesitonourfacesinallsortsofplacesandplaaaaay
                        Till we're blown away...
                        "lol internet" ~ AAHZ

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                        • #42
                          Monty Python.
                          Libraries are state sanctioned, so they're technically engaged in privateering. - Felch
                          I thought we're trying to have a serious discussion? It says serious in the thread title!- Al. B. Sure

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                          • #43
                            GAHAHA! AC is teh funnee!

                            Dont panic when you are up there, Tiamat, just think of how many times AAHZ has publicly humiliated himself here and you will be fine!!


                            ...



                            erm... wait a sec.
                            The Wizard of AAHZ

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Tiamat
                              I understand Wezil...


                              I have to be far too diplomatic in my RL job. Poly is an escape of sorts.


                              honesty, don't worry about hurting my feelings. My feelings will get hurt alot worse if I got up there thinking one thing and it's really another. until then....
                              Exactly.

                              I thought of proposing you do this. I see you are wise enough to appreciate that not everyone gets on these shows b/c they are talented.

                              I'll give a listen and give you an honest opinion. You can bet on it.
                              "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                              "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                              • #45
                                Thanks. Now I just have to figure out once I record it how to get it over here to poly. But not tonight. It's 11:00 and I've been at work since 6:30 am so I"m going to get some sleep and will do it tomorrow.
                                Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
                                Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
                                Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
                                You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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