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  • #16
    Don't do the two fingers... do a regular salute. The peace sign is also done to death (as well as the song). Its simple, classy and respectful... and unexpected after singing "Somewhere over the Rainbow".

    Oh, and good luck.
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    • #17
      My suggestion:
      Remember when you ran away
      And I got on my knees
      And begged you not to leave
      Because I'd go berserk?
      Well. . .

      You left me anyhow
      And then the days got worse and worse
      And now you see I've gone
      Completely out of my mind
      And. . .

      They're coming to take me away, HA HA
      They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
      To the funny farm
      Where life is beautiful all the time
      And I'll be happy to see
      Those nice, young men
      In their clean, white coats
      And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

      You thought it was a joke
      And so you laughed
      You laughed when I had said
      That losing you would make me flip my lid
      Right. . .

      You know you laughed, I heard you laugh
      You laughed, you laughed and laughed
      And then you left
      But now you know I'm utterly mad!
      And. . .

      They're coming to take me away, HA HA
      They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
      To the happy home
      With trees and flowers and chirping birds
      And basket weavers who sit and smile
      And twiddle their thumbs and toes
      And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

      I cooked your food
      I cleaned your house
      And this is how you pay me back
      For all my kind, unselfish loving deeds?!!
      Hah. . .

      Well you just wait
      They'll find you yet
      And when they do they'll
      Put you in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!
      And. . .

      They're coming to take me away, HA HA
      They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
      To the funny farm
      Where life is beautiful all the time
      And I'll be happy to see
      Those nice, young men
      In their clean, white coats
      And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

      To the happy home
      With trees and flowers and chirping birds
      And basket weavers who sit and smile
      And twiddle their thumbs and toes
      And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

      To the funny farm
      Where life is beautiful all the time
      And I'll be happy to see
      Those nice, young men
      In their clean, white coats
      And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!


      Good luck.
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      • #18
        Good luck Tiamat...

        If you get on, I might suggest my sister try out - she has a similar background musically to you (vocal, music major in college) but just graduated (Music Education degree, teaching elementary school kids)
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        • #19
          There's only one song to sing in these types of situations. A friend of mine, totally hammered at the time, sang this in a karaoke bar once and was literally dragged out by security.

          Welcome to the jungle
          We got fun 'n' games
          We got everything you want
          Honey we know the names
          We are the people that can find
          Whatever you may need
          If you got the money honey
          We got your disease

          Chorus:

          In the jungle
          Welcome to the jungle
          Watch it bring you to your shun n,n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,n,,n,n,,n knees, knees
          I wanna watch you bleed

          Welcome to the jungle
          We take it day by day
          If you want it you're gonna bleed
          But it's the price you pay
          And you're a very sexy girl
          That's very hard to please
          You can taste the bright lights
          But you won't get them for free
          In the jungle
          Welcome to the jungle
          Feel my, my, my serpentine
          I, I wanna hear you scream

          Welcome to the jungle
          It gets worse here everyday
          Ya learn ta live like an animal
          In the jungle where we play
          If you got a hunger for what you see
          You'll take it eventually
          You can have anything you want
          But you better not take it from me

          Chorus

          And when you're high you never
          Ever want to come down, so down, so down, so down YEAH!


          You know where you are
          You're in the jungle baby
          You're gonna die
          In the jungle
          Welcome to the jungle
          Watch it bring you to your shu n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,,n knees, knees
          In the jungle
          Welcome to the jungle
          Feel my, my, my serpentine
          In the jungle
          Welcome to the jungle
          Watch it bring you to your shun n,n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,,n.n, knees, knees
          In the jungle
          Welcome to the jungle
          Watch it bring you to your
          It's gonna bring you down!
          Ha!
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          "you people who bash Bush have no appreciation for one of the great presidents in our history." - Ned
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          • #20
            Originally posted by Kontiki
            There's only one song to sing in these types of situations. A friend of mine, totally hammered at the time, sang this in a karaoke bar once and was literally dragged out by security.
            Oh God. There's already an Axle Rose wannabe on American Idol.
            I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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            • #21
              Speaking of puking and America's Got Talent...

              Do you think the ability to chug a 750mL bottle of Vodka without puking would count as a talent worthy of the show?
              APOSTOLNIK BEANIE BERET BICORNE BIRETTA BOATER BONNET BOWLER CAP CAPOTAIN CHADOR COIF CORONET CROWN DO-RAG FEDORA FEZ GALERO HAIRNET HAT HEADSCARF HELMET HENNIN HIJAB HOOD KABUTO KERCHIEF KOLPIK KUFI MITRE MORTARBOARD PERUKE PICKELHAUBE SKULLCAP SOMBRERO SHTREIMEL STAHLHELM STETSON TIARA TOQUE TOUPEE TRICORN TRILBY TURBAN VISOR WIG YARMULKE ZUCCHETTO

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              • #22
                I'm sure Hasselhoff would recognize it as such.
                "The French caused the war [Persian Gulf war, 1991]" - Ned
                "you people who bash Bush have no appreciation for one of the great presidents in our history." - Ned
                "I wish I had gay sex in the boy scouts" - Dissident

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                • #23
                  I know just the Song

                  Some of them are hairy Some of them are bald Some are kinda scary..
                  Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

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                  • #24
                    There coming to take me away has been my theme song since the 70's when Dr. Demento did it. I used to love the Dr. Demento show, wonder what ever happend to that.

                    Look I know Rainbow has been done to death but you only get a short time and only do a little blurb of whatever song so you have to find one that in 1 minute 30 seconds that you can at least show some range on...



                    and wait stop hold the phone....looks like a change in song........let me try something be right back
                    Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
                    Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
                    Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
                    You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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                    • #25
                      break a leg
                      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                      • #26
                        Song change.....Amazing Grace, but then again can you do that on television without offending some religious thingy?
                        Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
                        Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
                        Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
                        You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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                        • #27
                          You certainly can do it on TV, whether or not they will like the song is a different question.

                          I'm not sure Amazing Grace does a very good job of showing off range, though (assuming you have range)?
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                          • #28
                            Actually 3 1/2 octive range. High alto to high soprano. If you jazz it up a bit it does show quite alot of range but it offers quite a bit of an opportunity to show off your tone quality as well.

                            So don't laugh at me because I'm technologically incompetent but if I went to my friends house who has a web cam could I sing both and post them and you guys could decide which was better? We don't have a web cam here and I just don't know very much about that kind of thing.
                            Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
                            Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
                            Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
                            You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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                            • #29
                              You probably could assuming there is a microphone also... or you could just use a microphone (webcam not required).

                              Download Audacity and start it up, hit record, and sing into the microphone... then when you're done you can export as an MP3 or whatever format you want.
                              <Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
                              I like your SNOOPY POSTER! - While you Wait quote.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Tiamat
                                There coming to take me away has been my theme song since the 70's when Dr. Demento did it. I used to love the Dr. Demento show, wonder what ever happend to that.
                                Dr Demento

                                I listened to his show every Sunday night back in High School.



                                Dead puppies
                                Dead puppies
                                Dead puppies aren't much fun
                                They don't come when you call
                                They don't chase squirrels at all
                                Dead puppies aren't much fun

                                My puppy died late last fall
                                He's still rotting in the hall
                                Dead puppies aren't much fun
                                Mom says puppy's days are through
                                She's gonna throw him in the stew
                                Dead puppies aren't much fun

                                Dead puppies
                                Dead puppies
                                Dead puppies aren't much fun

                                Dead puppies
                                Dead puppies
                                Dead puppies aren't much fun

                                Dead puppies
                                Dead puppies
                                My personal, all time favourite Dr Demento tune.
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