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    Madness in Dubai

    A father-of-three who was found with a microscopic speck of cannabis stuck to the bottom of one of his shoes has been sentenced to four years in a Dubai prison.

    Keith Brown, a council youth development officer, was travelling through the United Arab Emirates on his way back to England when he was stopped as he walked through Dubai's main airport.

    A search by customs officials uncovered a speck of cannabis weighing just 0.003g - so small it would be invisible to the naked eye and weighing less than a grain of sugar - on the tread of one of his shoes.


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  • #2
    Now that is fvcked up.
    You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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    • #3
      HE WALKED BEHIND A GUY WHO SMOKED WEED ... BURN HIM AT THE STAKE
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      • #4
        I thought this would be about teh overseas Premier League games.
        THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
        AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
        AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
        DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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        • #5
          :hehe:

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          • #6
            The UAE is the best part of the Arab world and it still sucks.
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            • #7
              A search by customs officials uncovered a speck of cannabis weighing just 0.003g - so small it would be invisible to the naked eye and weighing less than a grain of sugar - on the tread of one of his shoes.
              The world has been saved from yet another cannibis tap dancer.

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              • #8
                It was all part of his plot to travel back and forth to Dubai smuggling 1 grain of weed at a time.
                "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                • #9
                  Yet another reason to stay away from ****ing arab countries. Unless you're a bomber pilot it's really not worth going.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by snoopy369
                    HE WALKED BEHIND A GUY WHO SMOKED WEED ... BURN HIM AT THE STAKE
                    HE INHALED!
                    You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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                    • #11
                      Sucks for the guy, but

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                      • #12
                        Great, so I can go to Dubai with a bag of shake and threaten to sprinkle it on people if they don't empty their wallets. Screw this 9 to 5 BS.
                        Unbelievable!

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                        • #13
                          shake
                          "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                          "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Wezil
                            shake
                            Well you can't exactly "sprinkle" nugs on someone now can you? Besides, why waste the good stuff when a mere 0.003g will do the trick?

                            Unbelievable!

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                            • #15
                              Sorry. Knee-jerk reaction.
                              "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                              "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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