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Oh cheer up 
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I'm already cheered.
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That's some damn fine security they have there.
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"Capitalism ho!"Comment
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Meanwhile you can walk through Dubai security with a pound of explosives no problem.
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark TwainComment
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Only if you are a terr0r1st.You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.Comment
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They're muslims. Aren't they all terr0r1sts?
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Depends on your definition.You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.Comment
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United Arab Extremists.
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down with teh terristsI will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.
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Why can't our Customs officials be that dilligent?I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
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Madness in Dubai
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OMG! They really do hate our freedom.
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Originally posted by DinoDoc
Why can't our Customs officials be that dilligent?
They cannot afford drug detectors that are able to detect such small amounts.
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Even if we did, they'd be too lazy to use it.Originally posted by Proteus_MST
They cannot afford drug detectors that are able to detect such small amounts.
I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator RubioComment
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