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  • #46
    Originally posted by SlowwHand
    Rampaging syphilis. Overtook you totally.
    oh thanks.

    Originally posted by Thoth
    You could try wearing a flea collar.
    they don't make them bgi enough to go around my neck.

    Originally posted by Kidicious
    If you go to the hospital they will give you a shot in the ass of Benadryl. That will work quickly.

    You have some sort of nervous reaction, maybe to cold or something.
    i haven't gotten a shot in the ass since i was 4, and i really didn't like it.
    nervous reaction? i don't get nervous. or colds.

    Originally posted by Jon Miller


    Use flax instead, that is what vegeterrians do.

    JM
    umm... i don't have any of that...

    Originally posted by Perfection
    It's dry skin. It didn't bother you as much before cuz you were younger. Up the lotion frequency.
    it's really not dry skin. i put on lotion after my shower today anyway though.

    Originally posted by AAHZ
    could be scabies. i had them myself, a couple times while i was living in... unsanitary conditions. im not saying thats how you live but if you are in contact with somebody that already had it, or hung out somewhere where other people had it, you WILL most likely get it.

    also it stays dormant for up to, erm 3 months i believe, before you start itching.

    go to a doctor, tell them you might have scabies. they will do a skin test or whatever, and give you a prescription for a cream if indeed thats what you have. follow the directions and you are scabies-free.

    if it is something else then

    scabies was the most painful and horrid thing i ever caught.
    i really really really don't think it's scabies....

    i'm seeing the doctor already today in about an hour.


    the itching has stopped though.



    thanks for all your inputs, everyone.

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    • #47
      Originally posted by b etor
      I haven't gotten a shot in the ass since i was 4, and i really didn't like it.
      If it itches bad enough you will get the shot.

      nervous reaction? i don't get nervous. or colds.
      You have a nervious system don't you? I meant a reaction to the cold, as in the cold weather outside.
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      • #48
        Leprosy. Definitely.
        I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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        • #49
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          • #50
            Originally posted by Kidicious

            If it itches bad enough you will get the shot.

            You have a nervious system don't you? I meant a reaction to the cold, as in the cold weather outside.
            oh but it doesn't itch anymore. of course i don't mind shots, but as a 4 year old, it was really bad. a BOY doctor did it and he saw my undies!

            Originally posted by DanS
            Leprosy. Definitely.
            oh efffff.

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            • #51
              Originally posted by b etor

              oh but it doesn't itch anymore.
              Because you put lotion on your DRY SKIN...
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              • #52
                They don't make them bgi enough to go around my neck.
                Try flea powder.
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                • #53
                  Originally posted by b etor
                  they don't make them bgi enough to go around my neck.
                  They make them up to 23" so you neck must be really fat
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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by Perfection
                    They make them up to 23" so you neck must be really fat


                    *ducks out of the field of fire*
                    Libraries are state sanctioned, so they're technically engaged in privateering. - Felch
                    I thought we're trying to have a serious discussion? It says serious in the thread title!- Al. B. Sure

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                    • #55
                      Get an emoliant cream.
                      You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by Jon Miller
                        it puts the lotion on the skin

                        JM
                        That was on last night!
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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by Lancer
                          Listen the fish oil is not for rubbing, it's for taking, swallowing. Comes in capsules.
                          b etor, it'll be okay. I take Omega-complex capsules, which are fish oil based, and I hate fish. No fishy taste; no fishy burps.

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                          • #58
                            How can you hate fish? Fish is delicious!
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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by Perfection
                              How can you hate fish? Fish is delicious!
                              You can have mine.

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                              • #60
                                Originally posted by Perfection
                                Because you put lotion on your DRY SKIN...
                                no, it stopped itching after i put the canola oil on my NON DRY SKIN...

                                Originally posted by Thoth
                                Try flea powder.
                                we don't have any powder... or fleas...

                                Originally posted by Perfection
                                They make them up to 23" so you neck must be really fat
                                oh damn. my neck is 31 inches.

                                Originally posted by Krill
                                Get an emoliant cream.
                                i don't think i've ever heard of that.

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