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  • Bridezilla! No fat chicks allowed!

    Talk about shallow. I'd just tell her to shove it if she got that pushy.

    Bridesmaids may have to sign weight contracts

    Bridesmaids may soon be forced to sign contracts agreeing not to put on weight or get pregnant before a friend's wedding. One in five brides-to-be is so concerned that her bridesmaids might let her down that she would ask her maid-of-honour to sign a written "pre-nuptial agreement", according to a new poll.

    Despite the fact that 61 per cent of brides picked a best friend as their choice of bridesmaid and 49 per cent chose their sister, 48 per cent would sack a bridesmaid who failed to stick to the rules.

    The survey of 1,000 women, commissioned by You & Your Wedding magazine, asked women which clauses they would put in their contract. It found that respondents' biggest gripes were with bridesmaids who put on weight, became pregnant or changed their hairstyles before the big day.

    A series of suggested clauses included that bridesmaids should not consume more than 10 units of alcohol or make any advances towards "inappropriate male guests" - or the groom.

    Many women who had already married reported stories of their bridesmaids letting them down on their big day. One woman said her maid-of-honour left her dress at a service station on the way to the wedding after deciding she didn't like it, while another revealed a bridesmaid had left 30 invitations unsent in her desk drawer.

    Colette Harris, editor of You & Your Wedding magazine, said: "Planning weddings can be a stressful time for brides and while our contract is meant to be tongue-in-cheek, the survey demonstrates that issues with bridesmaids are of concern to many readers. Perhaps official contracts are the way forward for brides struggling to keep the peace."

    Siobhàn Craven-Robins works with hundreds of brides a year in her role as wedding planner and has organised the weddings of celebrity clients including Joan Collins and Barbara Windsor. "There has been a spoof contract like this on the internet in recent years but I'm not sure if the brides I know would actually use the real thing," she said.

    The bridesmaid's contract is the latest American-style trend for brides. It follows the opening in Berkshire of the country's first bridal boot camp for women determined to shape up to fit into their dresses.

    Trudy Dixon, the director of Bridal Boot Camp, said while many of the bridesmaids that work out at the boot camp had complained about the colour or style of the dresses chosen for them, few brides she knew would resort to such draconian measures to keep their ladies in line.

    "I've been a bridesmaid several times and if I was presented with a contract, I would suggest they found another friend to do the job" she said.
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  • #2
    Never heard of such a ridiculous thing. Is it all the rage out there in Cali, Oerdin?

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    • #3
      When I was a groom's man my job was 1) to make sure the bachelor party went well 2) to actually have my tux on during the wedding 3) Make sure the groom didn't get sloshed before the wedding.

      Guys have it easy.
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      • #4
        Originally posted by Arrian
        Never heard of such a ridiculous thing. Is it all the rage out there in Cali, Oerdin?

        -Arrian
        Naw, just read about this.
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        • #5
          What happens if a bridesmaid violates the contract? Is the marriage rendered null and void?

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Oerdin
            When I was a groom's man my job was 1) to make sure the bachelor party went well 2) to actually have my tux on during the wedding 3) Make sure the groom didn't get sloshed before the wedding.

            Guys have it easy.
            YEah, I was just a bit stressed out about after the reception (I had to dance and stuff, and couldn't be drunk). In my brothers wedding I helped him put stuff up (he went cheap and did things himself). That is the only case where I tihnk the groomsmen did about the same ammount as bridesmaids.

            JM
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            • #7
              Originally posted by Oerdin
              When I was a groom's man my job was 1) to make sure the bachelor party went well 2) to actually have my tux on during the wedding 3) Make sure the groom didn't get sloshed before the wedding.
              What about...
              (4) make a toast at the reception and (5) not lose the flipping ring!

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              • #8
                He didn't say bestman.

                And I skipped out on the toast.

                JM
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                • #9
                  "I've been a bridesmaid several times and if I was presented with a contract, I would suggest they found another friend to do the job" she said.




                  I mean the brides already tend to **** on the bridesmaids already, by making them wear some hideous stuff. Let 'em do what they want otherwise.

                  Getting mad at one because she became pregnant or just gained a few pounds is horrible! What, you are going to tell your friend that she can't be in your wedding because she got fat... yeah, that'll make sure the friendship dies horribly.
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                  • #10
                    My GF doesn't want to have a wedding (wants to get married, but without the wedding part). I think her mother may make her have a wedding, though... I'm certainly fine either way
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Jon Miller


                      YEah, I was just a bit stressed out about after the reception (I had to dance and stuff, and couldn't be drunk). In my brothers wedding I helped him put stuff up (he went cheap and did things himself). That is the only case where I tihnk the groomsmen did about the same ammount as bridesmaids.

                      JM
                      You couldn't be drunk? I was best man at my mate's wedding and I was absolutely ****faced by the time the night was over
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                      • #12
                        It was sort of officially no alcohol, due to some of the grooms family. Neither the bride nor the groom nor most of the family drank anything. Many of the freinds drank a little bit.. but you had to go to the clubhouse (it was at a golf course).

                        I had 4+, but that wasn't enough to still not behave proper during the reception (I hadn't had any at that time though) (bride had to ask me to get up to dance during the dance.. and I didn't give a toast... people who didn't know me would have thought me in bad form).

                        It was bad also the fact that I was drinking (and ended up drinkingi more then most).

                        JM
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                        • #13
                          My brothers wedding was better, no dancing (also no alcohol), no tux.. just feeling a bit out of place when I stood up next to him but it wasn't too bad (and I liked standing there with him) (I liked standing with my best freind also, it is just the receiption/etc where I felt out of place).

                          JM
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                          • #14
                            It's about damn time . The Fat Chick pandemic has gone too far, and the buck has been passed too many times. I think we should give a tax break to brides for this courageous move.
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                            • #15
                              Bah! Just have a nude wedding. That way no one will grow out of their clothes.

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