Health Secretary Alan Johnson is to call this week for fluoride to be added to Britain's water supplies.
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You know when fluoridation first began?
I... no, no. I don't, Jack.
Nineteen hundred and forty-six. Nineteen forty-six, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.

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