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  • Dr. Strangelove this one is for you

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    Health Secretary Alan Johnson is to call this week for fluoride to be added to Britain's water supplies.
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    You know when fluoridation first began?
    I... no, no. I don't, Jack.
    Nineteen hundred and forty-six. Nineteen forty-six, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.



    Socrates: "Good is That at which all things aim, If one knows what the good is, one will always do what is good." Brian: "Romanes eunt domus"
    GW 2013: "and juistin bieber is gay with me and we have 10 kids we live in u.s.a in the white house with obama"

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    You mean they don't have fluorinated water at teh moment? No wonder their teeth are so bad.
    THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
    AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
    AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
    DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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    • #3
      Yeah, I thought this was standard across the world...

      It's been done here since the 50s IIRC.
      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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      • #4
        England, last bastion of anticommunism

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        • #5
          Even Haiti has this new invention. Well, if they don't they should have it. To say nothing of floss. Get rid of that mud.
          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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          • #6
            IIRC, we used to have it, but after a few cases of fluoridosis, which apparently stains and rots the teeth too, it was stopped. I could be wrong, but I remember a news programme about fluoridosis a few years back that said something similar.
            Smile
            For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
            But he would think of something

            "Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Asher
              Yeah, I thought this was standard across the world...

              It's been done here since the 50s IIRC.
              Many areas of the world are very paranoid about it, including Europe, China, and India.
              “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
              "Capitalism ho!"

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              • #8
                Don't come to the Nation State of SlowwHand Land, then. I'm having it put in the water supply. So far, I've heard no complaints, nor I do I see teeth laying around on the ground.
                Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                • #9
                  Just use faucets made in China and you get the whole package in your drinking water - copper, lead, mercury and flouride.

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                  • #10
                    Yeah we're going to 'shaft city 'cause it's ten to one
                    Ten girls for every boy-oy-oy-oy!
                    "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Asher
                      Yeah, I thought this was standard across the world...

                      It's been done here since the 50s IIRC.
                      and when I say to some people that I live in the third world country noone believes me

                      England, last bastion of anticommunism
                      but commie Brown is here now, first country he visits is China, and now this, down with the commie :davidcameron:
                      Socrates: "Good is That at which all things aim, If one knows what the good is, one will always do what is good." Brian: "Romanes eunt domus"
                      GW 2013: "and juistin bieber is gay with me and we have 10 kids we live in u.s.a in the white house with obama"

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                      • #12
                        There were those of us who fought against it, but in the end we could not keep up with the expense involved in the arms race, the space race, and the peace race. At the same time our people grumbled for more nylons and washing machines. Our doomsday scheme cost us just a small fraction of what we had been spending on defense in a single year. The deciding factor was when we learned that your country was working along similar lines, and we were afraid of a doomsday gap.

                        This is preposterous. I've never approved of anything like that.

                        Our source was the New York Times.

                        Socrates: "Good is That at which all things aim, If one knows what the good is, one will always do what is good." Brian: "Romanes eunt domus"
                        GW 2013: "and juistin bieber is gay with me and we have 10 kids we live in u.s.a in the white house with obama"

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                        • #13
                          we still have flurodated water in the midlands and north east (my home town and university town). I have excellent teeth
                          You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by LordShiva
                            You mean they don't have fluorinated water at teh moment?
                            QFT. WTF?

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                            • #15
                              Fluorine..fluridated...learn to spell LS...
                              You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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