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  • #16
    Hi, I'm RAH and I'm a Benaholic.-rah

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    • #17
      Actually,that should be Money is the root fo all evil, so [Women := sqrt(evil)]
      You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Grandpa Troll
        Hmmm... in step four, the root is either positive or negative. Therefore, in step five, "Woman = +/- Problems"... and that "A+" is invalid.

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        • #19
          DanQ, I bet you were the most popular kid in the teachers' lounge.
          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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          • #20
            everybody has seen those pictures, gramps. Find something we haven't.
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            • #21
              Originally posted by DanQ

              Hmmm... in step four, the root is either positive or negative. Therefore, in step five, "Woman = +/- Problems"... and that "A+" is invalid.

              YOU'RE INVALID

              The square a negative number is postive.
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              • #22
                Originally posted by Perfection

                YOU'RE INVALID
                You're wrong.

                (Use your "inside" typing... )

                The square a negative number is postive.
                Yes, but the square root of a positive number can be positive or negative.

                (I still find the joke funny nevertheless. )
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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Perfection
                  everybody has seen those pictures, gramps. Find something we haven't.
                  I had never seen them
                  Hi, I'm RAH and I'm a Benaholic.-rah

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by DanQ
                    Yes, but the square root of a positive number can be positive or negative.
                    In step 5 you're taking the SQUARE of the square root, so IT DOESN'T MATTER if it is the positive or negative root (because the square must be postive).

                    So your objection is INVALID
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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Perfection
                      In step 5 you're taking the SQUARE of the square root, so IT DOESN'T MATTER if it is the positive or negative root (because the square must be postive).
                      - Step 4 should say "Money = +/- [root of] Problems"
                      - Step 5 should say "Woman = (+/- [root of] Problems)[squared]"
                      - Then "Woman = Problems"

                      The end result is correct, but in order for the steps in the argument to be completely accurate, Step 4 should acknowledge the possibility of both "+/-" roots.

                      So your objection is INVALID
                      So, although the end result is correct, my objection to an incomplete argument is valid. (Did you think shouting would make you right? )

                      Moving on... (PM me if you truly want to continue this... exchange -- we've sidetracked this thread enough.)
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                      • #26
                        Dan, you're still wrong.

                        Money is just one of the two square roots of Problems. The fact that there's another quantity that's equal to the negative square root is immaterial.

                        So you're invalid
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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by LordShiva
                          Dan, you're still wrong.

                          Money is just one of the two square roots of Problems. The fact that there's another quantity that's equal to the negative square root is immaterial.

                          So you're invalid
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