Gramps Fawnee Jokes Thread

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Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Marine are all

> working together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

> "I will give each on you one wish, which is three wishes in total", says

> the Genie.

>> The Canadian says, "I am a farmer and my son will also

> farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." POOF! With

> the

> blink of the Genie's eye, the land in

> Canada was forever fertile for farming.

>

> Osama was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan,

> Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians

> can come in our precious land." POOF! Again, with the blink of the

> Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

>

> The Marine says, "I am very curious. Please tell me

> more about this wall."The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5,000 feet

> high,5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get

> in or out; it's virtually impenetrable." The Marine sits down, cracks a

> beer, smiles, and says,

> "Fill it with water."

Go ahead, someone tell me this is offensive, so I can tell ya to bite my @ZZ!!

Ok, someone else post a good one

[Heraclitus]

It ain't funny. So it can't be offensive.

[Krill]

Depends on your sense of humour. Personally I think it is fairly funny, but not offensive; it makes light of the fact that "people" don't like eachother, and don't really mind hurting people that they see different. If anyone finds this offensive, they should have a look at the history of the human race.

[Heraclitus]

Originally posted by Krill
Depends on your sense of humour. Personally I think it is fairly funny, but not offensive; it makes light of the fact that "people" don't like eachother, and don't really mind hurting people that they see different. If anyone finds this offensive, they should have a look at the history of the human race.

Yes but there is a variation of this joke for practicaly any gorups that have ever been in conflict. Its been told to death.

[Perfection]

THEY'S NO JOKES ONLY JOKE!

[Ninot]

the OP joke was also told about a Newfie, a Quebecer, and a Canadian

[Perfection]

IT WOULDA BEEN FUNNIER IF HE ASKED TO FILL IT WITH BACON GREASE.

[Krill]

[q=Heraclitus]Yes but there is a variation of this joke for practicaly any gorups that have ever been in conflict. Its been told to death.[/q]

Really? i've never heard it before...

[Perfection]

YOU MUST HAVE BEEN LIVING BEHIND A 5000 FOOT WALL!

[chequita guevara]

Considering it's a wish for genocide, it is offensive . . . but it's also funny.

A Polish Prince finds a genie bottle and the genie pops out, "I'll grant you three wishes!"

So the prince says, "Genie, I wish for the whole Mongolian Horde to invade Poland." And it was so.

"What is your second wish, oh prince?"

And the prince says, "Genie, I wish for the whole Mongolian Horde to invade Poland." And it was so.

"What is your third wish, oh prince?"

And the prince says, "Genie, I wish for the whole Mongolian Horde to invade Poland." And it was so.

So then the genie asks, "Oh cruel prince, why did you want your people attacked three times by the Mongolian Horde?"

"Because," the prince explained, "In order to invade Poland and go home three times, they had to cross Russia six times."

[Ming]

Another variation...

A fox is chasing a rabbit, and they run across a genie bottle. The genie appears and grants them each a wish.

The fox goes first and after some thought (being the horny bastard that he was) he wishes to be the only male fox.

The rabbit than thinks a moment, and asks that all female foxes be lesbians

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