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Grats! Just don't let it affect your posting.
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“As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
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Congrats!Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Give 'em hell Cort...
Order of the Fly
Those that cannot curse, cannot heal.Comment
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Congrats Cort! 
I love being beaten by women - LorizaelComment
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I didn't know Zoid was out of a job. I thought it was just me, Cort, and Dis.Originally posted by LordShiva
Congratulations
Hopefully, you can be an inspiration to those slackers, Dis and Zoid
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"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La RochefoucauldComment
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Congrats Cort!I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.Comment
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Hooray!
Congratulations, bud!Comment
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This is great news Cort!!
You see? Good things happen to good people. Isn't all the rejection now worth all of the frustration it gave you? I mean this is just better now that you get it, right? Think about it, if someone had hired you earlier, you wouldn't have THIS job and THAT job might really suck after all and THIS job will rule so... good fortune and all the best to you.In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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Good job
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Congrats Cort You deserve it
You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.Comment
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Well done.
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Hey, I'm a professional slacker extraordinaireOriginally posted by Lorizael
I didn't know Zoid was out of a job. I thought it was just me, Cort, and Dis.
I love being beaten by women - LorizaelComment
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Lori, you lost your job?!
Spec.-Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.Comment
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No, I quit. About three weeks ago.
But this thread is about Cort getting a job, so...Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La RochefoucauldComment
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Great news. It's always nice when things work out like that (didn't get so-so job, then later get far superior one).
-Arriangrog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!
The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.Comment
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