You son of a mother! (Cursing, Creatively)

[Pekka]

aahz, you know what we did in the army to our friends? IF everyone was in the room except maybe one who still on vacation or something, weekend off or whatever, we used to rub our butts on their pillows. Like really well, make sure you really dominate that pillow. It's cool to come back to the barracks after having some time away, you're pissed off and miserable because you have to return, tired, and then you just jump into your bed and... SURPRISE MOFO!!!!

[LordShiva]

We need:
-vomit
-frog
-better crying
smilies.

[DaShi]

[Pekka]

LordShiva, and there's only one pillow for you. IT's not like you can change it anytime soon. The idea is to also dominate the actual pillow, not just the cover. And then dominate some random other stuff as well. Make sure they can't escape and that they have to sleep in the butt fumes of other people. It was gross as hell, grown men would really show sadness after realizing they had been "anused". I mean their faces, as if they are about to cry. It really ruins your whole night. And since someone ruined your night, you will want to return the favour. The problem is, you never know who did it, except prolly someone from your room. So you dominate some other pillow and usually the main culprit always gets away with it, and people just dominate random pillows thinking they got the guy, but it's always just another innocent victim who then has to continue the cycle. Great fun was had!

And that's one of the most tame things that were done. There were much much worse things all the time that ended with .. SURPRISE MOFO!!!