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I love the smell of napalm in the morning. 
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I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891 -
Why shouldn't anyone notice if the global market collapsed on milk day?"Every time I have to make a tough decision, I ask myself, 'What would Tom Cruise do?' Then I jump up and down on the couch." - Neil StraussComment
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I would only be laughing or at least unconcerned about the market collapse if I had a remote property with plenty of stored food, reliable access to water, and lots and lots of sheep to shag.Voluntary Human Extinction Movement http://www.vhemt.org/Comment
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Unless you're standing directly below them, in which case you probably have other concerns than how much to lead them.Originally posted by Blake
Doesn't matter, you still need to lead the target relative to what you'd normally do.Comment
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5%? What's that? Nothing! So a bunch of rich people pulled their money out, what are they going to do with it? That's right, put it back in.
Long time member @ Apolyton
Civilization player since the dawn of timeComment
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daily Mash take on things:
IDIOT STOCKBROKERS CONTINUE TO RUIN YOUR LIFE
STOCKBROKERS are preparing for a third day of running around and waving their hands in the air, shouting 'nooooooooooooooooooo!!!'.
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Look at this picture of a meadow for a while
In London the FTSE 100 ate all its clothes and crashed its Aston Martin into the Bank of England before running around the Monument shouting 'nooooooooooooo!!!'.
In Frankfurt the Dax opened its bowels into the waste paper basket and then smeared “I hate shares” in excrement on the walls before running out into the street shouting 'neeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiin!!!'.
The CAC in Paris had its worst day since it threw up on its new suit after a bad snail. In New York the Dow Jones took an assault rifle to work and posted a video on YouTube.
Evan Davies, the BBC's economics editor, said: “The world’s stock markets are like a finely tuned barrel of eels.
“As they plunge, sea levels rise, leading to a fall in the price of dogs. Even if cat prices remain stable a recession then occurs. No one knows why.”
Davies added: “People often ask me why they have to lose their job and their home because a man in an expensive shirt made some terrible decisions. I tell them no-one knows.”
Alastair Darling, the Chancellor of the Exchequer, woke up in his own ****.Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.Comment
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3.5%. Hmmmmmm.One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.Comment
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The Bernanke put?Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.Comment
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Good ole helicopter ben.Comment
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While it is worthwhile to wait, you should refinance before William Poole is appointed to Fed Chairman.Comment
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Dow opens down >300
THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTFComment
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Yeah. More often it makes it look like you don't know what to do or makes you look not in control than it does make you look like you are taking decisive correct action - not good for confidence.Originally posted by Saras
The Bernanke put?One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.Comment
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It'll be fine in the long run. Just don't watch for a while, LS.
-Arriangrog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!
The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.Comment
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Yup. Hence the weak opening in US.Originally posted by Dauphin
Yeah. More often it makes it look like you don't know what to do or makes you look not in control than it does make you look like you are taking decisive correct action - not good for confidence.Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.Comment
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