I'm sure we've all seen the previews. First came Scary Movie and the sequels. Then came Date Movie, Epic Movie, and a whole bunch of other "spoofs" consisting of limp pop-culture references chosen randomly and strung together in a loose, nonsensical chain. Now there's yet another one. Who keeps greenlighting these damned things???
I like to think that they're just ruses to lure all the morons into a crowded theater, that once the movie starts they release a colorless, odorless gas that sterilizes everyone in the room so they don't pass on their inferior, no-taste-having genes. However, all these movies appeal to the same knuckle-dragging audience, so if they're doing that they're just facing diminishing returns and re-sterilizing the same set of people over and over again.
So, unpalatable as it is to think of it, these movies must actually be making some amount of money from some source. Perhaps it's just that, as many more intelligent viewers save money by pirating movies, the "drooling jackass" demographic grows bigger and bigger as a percentage of the market. What demographic does this crap appeal to, anyway? Does anybody here know, or have a reasonable guess, how they turn a profit?
I like to think that they're just ruses to lure all the morons into a crowded theater, that once the movie starts they release a colorless, odorless gas that sterilizes everyone in the room so they don't pass on their inferior, no-taste-having genes. However, all these movies appeal to the same knuckle-dragging audience, so if they're doing that they're just facing diminishing returns and re-sterilizing the same set of people over and over again.
So, unpalatable as it is to think of it, these movies must actually be making some amount of money from some source. Perhaps it's just that, as many more intelligent viewers save money by pirating movies, the "drooling jackass" demographic grows bigger and bigger as a percentage of the market. What demographic does this crap appeal to, anyway? Does anybody here know, or have a reasonable guess, how they turn a profit?
Comment