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  • #1

    Teh Random Questions Thread

    I mean teh kind which you don't find in a text book or on wikipedia.

    Like, why do airline safety announcements say to first put on your own oxygen mask before helping your kid?

    Can plants get STDs?

    Why are teh suits and face cards on playing cards named teh way they are?

    How does a cop on a day-long stakeout get to pee?
    THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
    AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
    AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
    DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF
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  • #2
    going without air for a few moments is ok, but if you pass out trying to put the mask on your kid both of you die.

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    • #3
      Waht is teh meening owf lyfe?

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      • #4
        Why is AAHZ not staff yet?

        WTF is Eventis?

        and most importantly when was the last time LordShiva actually used teh word: "THE" and has he ever typed it accidently recently?
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        • #5
          Re: Teh Random Questions Thread

          Originally posted by LordShiva
          Like, why do airline safety announcements say to first put on your own oxygen mask before helping your kid?
          Because you can't help them when you're dead.

          Can plants get STDs?
          Yes.

          Why are teh suits and face cards on playing cards named teh way they are?
          Who cares

          How does a cop on a day-long stakeout get to pee?
          Bottle/jar.
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          • #6
            WTF?
            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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            • #7
              Originally posted by SlowwHand
              WTF?
              It's true.

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              • #8
                Re: Teh Random Questions Thread

                Originally posted by LordShiva
                How does a cop on a day-long stakeout get to pee?
                I'm pretty sure cops almost always do such things with partners.
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                • #9
                  So does one tell teh other to look away as he whips it out and sticks it in a bottle?
                  THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                  AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                  AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                  DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                  • #10
                    Re: Re: Teh Random Questions Thread

                    Originally posted by Lorizael

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                    Originally posted by LordShiva
                    How does a cop on a day-long stakeout get to pee?


                    I'm pretty sure cops almost always do such things with partners.
                    there are SO many ways this can be taken out of context...
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                    • #11
                      We need more questions. Getting answers for the first few over and over again is lame.

                      Why can't you put metal in the microwave?

                      Why is there salt in the ocean, but not in a lake?

                      Is Hippo meat tasty?
                      Resident Filipina Lady Boy Expert.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by LordShiva
                        So does one tell teh other to look away as he whips it out and sticks it in a bottle?
                        You're being sexist.
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Lorizael


                          You're being sexist.
                          No he isn't. The police only hire males and shemales.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Ninot
                            Why can't you put metal in the microwave?
                            Metals reflect rather than absorb, defeating teh purpose of teh microwave as well as being potentially dangerous.


                            Originally posted by Ninot
                            Why is there salt in the ocean, but not in a lake?
                            Some lakes are salty. Rivers that end up in teh ocean pick up minerals on teh way down which have nowhere to go after ending up in teh oceans. Teh non-salty lakes aren't generally fed by rivers, or if they are, teh rivers don't travel for as long.


                            Originally posted by Ninot
                            Is Hippo meat tasty?
                            I'd like to try it.
                            THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                            AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                            AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                            DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                            • #15
                              Why do I always have weird dreams when I take a nap?
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