Well, this certainly doesn't sound like it could turn into the script of a cliched horror movie.
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I juat drunk dialed my ex-girlfriend.
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All it takes is once to get her pregnant. WTG,Oerdin.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
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Did she say her bust size was 48?I'm consitently stupid- Japher
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Originally posted by Riesstiu IV
women don't like men who lie about the size of their pizza."I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger
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Imagine if you'd meet and fall in love. WHat a story would that be?!?!? Random calling someone up drunk... and then that was the personIn da butt.
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You should get better insulation in your man zone.APOSTOLNIK BEANIE BERET BICORNE BIRETTA BOATER BONNET BOWLER CAP CAPOTAIN CHADOR COIF CORONET CROWN DO-RAG FEDORA FEZ GALERO HAIRNET HAT HEADSCARF HELMET HENNIN HIJAB HOOD KABUTO KERCHIEF KOLPIK KUFI MITRE MORTARBOARD PERUKE PICKELHAUBE SKULLCAP SOMBRERO SHTREIMEL STAHLHELM STETSON TIARA TOQUE TOUPEE TRICORN TRILBY TURBAN VISOR WIG YARMULKE ZUCCHETTO
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Originally posted by Elok
Well, this certainly doesn't sound like it could turn into the script of a cliched horror movie.
after all Oerdin doesn´t know yet how she looks likeTamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"
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Wow...Making a thread about texting a girl you dont know by mistake 5 times...
Your life must be full of action...
How about you leave your house a go TALK to a girl. Or does that make it harder for you to lie?
Spec.-Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.
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