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  • #16
    Well, this certainly doesn't sound like it could turn into the script of a cliched horror movie.
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    • #17
      taking a page from the old mrt144 playbook.
      "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
      'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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      • #18
        All it takes is once to get her pregnant. WTG,Oerdin.
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        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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        • #19
          Did she say her bust size was 48?
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          • #20
            women don't like men who lie about the size of their pizza.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Riesstiu IV
              women don't like men who lie about the size of their pizza.
              1 point awarded!
              "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
              'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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              • #22
                Imagine if you'd meet and fall in love. WHat a story would that be?!?!? Random calling someone up drunk... and then that was the person
                In da butt.
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                • #23
                  Sounds like a movie my wife would rent and I'd be forced to listen to.
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                  • #24
                    You should get better insulation in your man zone.
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                    • #25
                      Yeah no ****.
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                      • #26
                        A love story to me these days involves me and a 48" pizza. Hell, that's the stuff of wet dreams.
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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Elok
                          Well, this certainly doesn't sound like it could turn into the script of a cliched horror movie.
                          It still has the potential to become one,
                          after all Oerdin doesn´t know yet how she looks like
                          Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
                          Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by SlowwHand
                            Have you told her you were a jackass yet, or are you going to let her enjoy the thrill of discovery?
                            erm... GAHAHAHAHA

                            sorry, continue please
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                            • #29
                              Wow...Making a thread about texting a girl you dont know by mistake 5 times...

                              Your life must be full of action...

                              How about you leave your house a go TALK to a girl. Or does that make it harder for you to lie?


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                              -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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                              • #30
                                Don't be such an a$$ to Oerdin just over that pizza story.

                                Not everyone is such a b!tch with girls as you are.

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