Cool jobs you'd like to have but never will.

[Dinner]

Million dollar per year porn star paid to **** hot chicks.

[Grandpa Troll]

Id p[robably wouldnnnnna mind helaping wwomen understand wqhaut they need to do in relationship to men

I could help them, but would need to get muh man, the due from Ladies man to help me do voices ovvers

Seroius, it would be pretty cool..I mean say

Blow is a term, ya really need to suck it

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by Oerdin
Million dollar per year porn star paid to **** hot chicks.

WEe could work together

I can coach em, tell da lil strumpeteers..no dont laugh [at Oerdin], serious the camera will put 20 pounds on ..er..Mr.Johnson, make it look bigger with widescreen lnese, he wil thinmk he Lincoln Log, yeah

that could be your nic name Oerdin

Lincoln Logh

[Grandpa Troll]

Oh and teahc giiiiiiiiiurls, I can make ya smarter, first, understand, when someone asks if ya want a peral mnecklace, its like he wqants to offer you Pearls of wisdom, from his head to your heart, so to speak

[Dinner]

Originally posted by Grandpa Troll


WEe could work together

***.

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by Oerdin


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Ok

Now your gronna get the masses

upset at YOU

Im aok with myself, since ya probably couldnt reeeeeeeeeead

but dat is so insensistive

[SlowwHand]

(snap) I HAVE IT!

[Grandpa Troll]

Slowwie would be awwseome

GT

[b etor]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
(snap) I HAVE IT!

my friend is Aladdin.