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  • Cool jobs you'd like to have but never will.

    I'd be cool to be the guy who gets to choose street names.

    Or computer game designer.
    Last edited by Zkribbler; January 15, 2008, 21:25.

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    Stock Broker
    You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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    • #3
      I'd like to try my hand at making heroin and stuff as well, see how hard it really is, but I'd not like it as a "job" (unless my student loan gets really big...)
      You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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        Fortune-cookie-fortune writer
        THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
        AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
        AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
        DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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        • #5
          I would love to have a cushy union job so I would have irrationally good benefits and a way to slack and do nothing and never get fired for it.
          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
          Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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          • #6
            An astronaut fireman!
            Long time member @ Apolyton
            Civilization player since the dawn of time

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            • #7
              Executive Producer.

              Bh

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              • #8
                Meh. Pornstar.
                In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Krill
                  Stock Broker
                  It's actually fairly easy to get in, staying is tougher.
                  In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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                    Astronaut for the first manned Mars-Mission
                    Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
                    Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"

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                    • #11
                      Cat herder.

                      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                      • #12
                        There are many high quality cat herding simulators for you to look at.

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                        • #13
                          Simulator, schmimalator. I want to be a real cat herder.
                          Last edited by SlowwHand; January 15, 2008, 22:05.
                          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                            Re: Cool jobs you'd like to have but never will.

                            Originally posted by Zkribbler
                            Or computer game designer.
                            That would be cool .

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                              Bikini inspector
                              Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. - Ben Franklin
                              Iain Banks missed deadline due to Civ | The eyes are the groin of the head. - Dwight Schrute.
                              One more turn .... One more turn .... | WWTSD

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