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Emperor of the World
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Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila -
Condom tester.
Alas I hear it is all done with electrodes now
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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When I grow up I'll be an engine driver
And if I can't do that I'll be a deep sea diver.Comment
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For years my little sister always said she wanted to be a "money getter."
It took years to get her to realize that the cashiers at stores didn't get to keep the money. This was when she was four of five."The DPRK is still in a state of war with the U.S. It's called a black out." - Che explaining why orbital nightime pictures of NK show few lights. Seriously.Comment
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I want to sail the seven seas in a Toyota HiluxOriginally posted by thesilentone
The guy who flies by in a little plane asking what purpose you have sailing into coastal waters.
You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.Comment
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You may want to ask what you'll be required to test them on.Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Condom tester.
“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)Comment
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Closing pitcher. Any MLB team will do.The undeserving maintain power by promoting hysteria.Comment
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She was assimilated?Originally posted by Patroklos
For years my little sister always said she wanted to be a "money getter."
It took years to get her to realize that the cashiers at stores didn't get to keep the money. This was when she was four of five.
Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. - Ben Franklin
Iain Banks missed deadline due to Civ | The eyes are the groin of the head. - Dwight Schrute.
One more turn .... One more turn .... | WWTSD
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there are so many choices. i don't know. i'd probably be pretty much everything. new, easy job everyday.
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Slacker choice: backup catcher, NYY. I'd get about $2 million for catching one game out of five, and working with pitchers on the side. Not too shabby.
But of course I'd rather be better than a mere BUC. I'd like to be an ace starter or the centerfielder.
-Arriangrog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!
The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.Comment
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Arrian --
Even better slacker choice -- backup QB Green Bay Packers. I guess maybe the clipboard gets heavy...The undeserving maintain power by promoting hysteria.Comment
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President of Zimbabwe, i like the idea of a cushy job for life with lots of unwarranted adulationLearn to overcome the crass demands of flesh and bone, for they warp the matrix through which we perceive the world. Extend your awareness outward, beyond the self of body, to embrace the self of group and the self of humanity. The goals of the group and the greater race are transcendant, and to embrace them is to acheive enlightenment.Comment
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I'd like to be President.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Does the inside taste like chicken or smell lake blechOriginally posted by Imran Siddiqui
You may want to ask what you'll be required to test them on.
Actually, is it sam tatse as Almond joy..Sometimers ya feel olike a nut, some times two
Hi, I'm RAH and I'm a Benaholic.-rahComment
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