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  • #31
    You people disgust me.

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    • #32
      well yes
      BBC, News, BBC News, news online, world, uk, international, foreign, british, online, service


      and a bit closer to home


      "My friends have been giving me a lot of stick. They are all joking with me about it.

      "I have never done anything like this before."
      Socrates: "Good is That at which all things aim, If one knows what the good is, one will always do what is good." Brian: "Romanes eunt domus"
      GW 2013: "and juistin bieber is gay with me and we have 10 kids we live in u.s.a in the white house with obama"

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Riesstiu IV
        You people disgust me.
        Your lanthanides thread disgusted me. That's why I closed it.
        THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
        AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
        AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
        DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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        • #34
          Originally posted by OneFootInTheGrave
          well yes
          BBC, News, BBC News, news online, world, uk, international, foreign, british, online, service


          and a bit closer to home


          "My friends have been giving me a lot of stick. They are all joking with me about it.

          "I have never done anything like this before."
          British Transport Police Detective Inspector Dave Crinnion, who investigated, said: "I saw the goat the next day ? it did not seem too upset but it is difficult to tell."
          Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
          Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"

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          • #35
            Originally posted by Riesstiu IV
            You people disgust me.
            Yes, well then go away if you're not going to play nice!

            No I get it Wiggy. It wasn't so much a question of would offspring be produced but would one fit into the other.
            Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
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            Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
            You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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            • #36
              So, the lesson here after 9 years of Apolyton is "don't f*ck animals".

              Could the last person out please turn off the lights?
              "I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
              "You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:

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              • #37
                No, the lesson is:

                No sex before you are married.
                As soon as you have married the animal you´re free to do so
                Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
                Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"

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                • #38
                  I'm not sure if a dog's penis is physically compatable with *****, even if they're the same size. The end of a dog's penis (called the glans) balloons during sex more than other species, so even if Gizmo could achieve complete intromission (insertion of the penis into the vagina) when his glans ballooned it might hurt either him or the cat.
                  "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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                  • #39
                    I once heard a true story about a friend of a friend's wife who bored, at home, got frisky with fido and became 'stuck'. Fido couldn't withdraw, so in desperation she called an ambulance.

                    They had to carry her and fido out to the ambulance with a large blanket covering them.
                    Voluntary Human Extinction Movement http://www.vhemt.org/

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Bkeela
                      I once heard a true story about a friend of a friend's wife who bored, at home, got frisky with fido and became 'stuck'. Fido couldn't withdraw, so in desperation she called an ambulance.

                      They had to carry her and fido out to the ambulance with a large blanket covering them.
                      Don't people have better things to do than make up sick **** like this?
                      Only feebs vote.

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                      • #41
                        I wander what happened when PETA came???
                        Socrates: "Good is That at which all things aim, If one knows what the good is, one will always do what is good." Brian: "Romanes eunt domus"
                        GW 2013: "and juistin bieber is gay with me and we have 10 kids we live in u.s.a in the white house with obama"

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                        • #42
                          Nothing of course as everything they see will show them, that the owners love their pets
                          Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
                          Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"

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                          • #43
                            Dis slowly backs away from thread.

                            This is too much, even for me.

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                            • #44
                              While it's true that a dog's penis balloons at the end prior to ejaculation I'm utterly certain that at it's widest it's not as big as the glans of a man's erect penis so I this story is bull.
                              "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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                              • #45
                                and how do you know a dog's penis balloons?

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