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Wow. She means all that to you?
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Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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her public execution
No imagination 
A horrible disfiguring accident combined with a severe addiction to KFC...
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Well, nothing against that
.. but execution would surely be permanent, just think like how Anna Nicole managed to change from her blue whale look (it's amazing what illegal drugs and surgery can do to your appearance 
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I think Barron Hilton should stipulate that she get her vocal cords be removed and snatched sowed up if she wants to inherit any money.Comment
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FixedOriginally posted by JulianD
Finally, some good news about that ****. Only better thing than this would be her public education.
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Why would you want to waste money that could be going to good use?Originally posted by Zkribbler
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Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez DávilaComment
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Because a mind is a terrible thing to waste.
(I'm sure there's a brain in there somewhere. Elsewise, her ears would slam together.)Comment
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Nah, the interior air pressure just equalizes with outside.Comment
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She's an air head?? I've always assumed she was operating with a vacuum.
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I'm hoping this causes her to work for porn to make money. not that I want to see that stick naked, I just want her to work for a living.Comment
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Paris is so far removed from Barron Hilton's line of inheritance anyway. I don't think her inheriting anything "extreme" was ever seriously considered a possibility."lol internet" ~ AAHZComment
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See, she should have been studying to be an assassin isntead of a celeb.
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Don't be so hardon Paris Hilton!
Assuming she lost it because of that video, I wonder what she spent per minute to go down on that guy?Long time member @ Apolyton
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So, for the sake of argument, she gets 50 million out of 1.2 billion. You guys expect her to cry a river?Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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For guys like you and me 50 m i l l i o n dollars is all we would ever need for the next thousand years. For our poor disinhetited bimbette it's a long weekend at Monaco.Long time member @ Apolyton
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