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Originally posted by Nostromo
Was it called the human fund?
Was it called the human fund?
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I love being beaten by women - Lorizael -
My favourite torrent site gave me ratio-free downloads for a week
THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTFComment
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A beautiful red cashmere scarf and one of those kits where you use a potato to power a clock. I'm thinking of taking it apart and trying to build my own electrophoresis kit.Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
-Richard DawkinsComment
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cool SC
You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.Comment
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Out of a cashmere scarf?Originally posted by Starchild
I'm thinking of taking it apart and trying to build my own electrophoresis kit.
THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTFComment
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My mother gave me a breadmaker.
My sister gave me soap ( )
My grandmother gave me chocolate, the same as she's done since I've 5 years old. This includes chocolate "gold" coins (in gold foil), this year I notice they are euro coins which is cool, unfortunately Sweden doesn't look phallic, which is disappointing. Also the bag of coins is labeled as pirate treasure, and why would pirates have a chest full of euro coins? I don't think it was fully thought through. Anyway I'm not going to eat the chocolate, at the moment I have it on the desk next to my keyboard to remind me that desire is my *****, not vice-verca.
The soap smells really yummy, I almost want to eat it, it just smells that good! It's organic hippy soap, actually quite a thoughtful gift if you don't get hung up on the whole "are you suggesting I don't bathe" thing. My sister is either oblivious to such connotations or is cool enough to give such a gift in spite of that
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The males in my family understand that atheist/buddhist christmas means not giving me presents.
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Is that like vegetarian beef? Communist free-market? Fire-retardant gasoline?Originally posted by Blake
hippy soapTHEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTFComment
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Galnemer gave me a couple gifts early, including Rock Band (**** yeah!) and a Flying Spaghetti Monster shirt.
The swag I pulled in today includes Mario Galaxy, a Flying Spaghetti Monster emblem for my car, a Michigan sweatshirt, a few gift cards, I Am America (And So Can You!), a couple U2 and The Who CDs, and Red Wings tickets with my dad."My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund FreudComment
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Since my family doesn't celebrate Christmas, I exchanged gifts with my friends over the past two weeks or so, where I got:
Brookstone N.A.P. Moccasins
Aveda Men's Soap (yeah, I got fancy soap too)
A Christmas Ornament
A cookbook
A couple fiction/non-fiction books
A bottle of champaign and flute glasses“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.â€
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)Comment
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I received actually useful stuff for once - mostly clothing and such... and a Wii.
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Re: Christmas: After Action Report!
from mom: $50 Borders gift cardOriginally posted by Patroklos
Whatcha get?
I got a bunch or kitchen stuff (which I needed), a windchime for my porch, some bar glassware, some nice shirts and an iPhone. I would never have gotten the iPhone on my own, but my folks normally get each kid one big thing and they got me that. I am going to keep it
What about you guys?
from closest friend: a sentimental friendship book, mini-stuffing with sweets
from closest friend's dad: $15 Blockbuster gift card
from platonic friend I live with: paper shredder
I bought myself an iPod Nano in late October for my own LATE Christmas present.
A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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From my wife: Some Indian music, including a whole CD of Tamil Filmi music played on saxophone (believe it or not, this is a good gift).
From my daughter: League of Extraordinary Gemtlemen, Vol. 1 (have always wanted to read it, but can't ever justify buying graphic novels for myself)
From my sister: A nice cookbook that, unfortunately, I already have; it will be exchanged (at Amazon.com) for some jazz
From my mother-in-law: An Amazon.com gift card
And the very best gift of all...
From the Elite Private College my daughter was accepted to, early admission, two weeks ago: A huge horking scholarship (news of which arrived by e-mail, honest-to-God, on Christmas morning)
And everyone agreed it was the best Christmas ever!
"I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George CarlinComment
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Scholarships are indeed excellent. Congrats...
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These are Playful's sons. I want to make it clear, I had nothing to do with either of the participants or the activity.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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