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    Help me, b etor, help me!

    Some good friends of mine have a 16-year-old daughter. It was easy to Christmas shop for her when she was 4, but now that she's 16, I have no idea of what to get her for Christmas.

    Give me some ideas, pleeeeeeeeease!

    (Other Polytubbies are welcome to submit suggestions too.)
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  • #2
    In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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    • #3


      16 is too young for sex with cuffs. Save that when you are older and need something to spice up your sex life.

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      • #4
        Does betor have a 16-year old daughter too?
        THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
        AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
        AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
        DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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        • #5
          I love being beaten by women - Lorizael

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          • #6
            help me, jesus.

            Edit: BTW guys, her daddy's a Dept. District Attorney & I'm takin' names.
            Last edited by Zkribbler; December 21, 2007, 20:21.

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            • #7
              A gift card for contraceptives
              With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

              Steven Weinberg

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              • #8
                They make gift cards for that?
                “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                • #9
                  They do in Denmark. Carlsberg and slutty teens, you do the math...
                  I love being beaten by women - Lorizael

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Zkribbler
                    help me, jesus.

                    Edit: BTW guys, her daddy's a Dept. District Attorney & I'm takin' names.
                    BlackCat definitely goes on the list.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Zoid
                      They do in Denmark. Carlsberg and slutty teens, you do the math...

                      Don't you have kondomeries in sweden ? They exist bothin denmark and norway.

                      Typical backward sweden .shame:
                      With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

                      Steven Weinberg

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Zoid
                        They do in Denmark. Carlsberg and slutty teens, you do the math...
                        What a thoughtful gift.

                        Go ahead and put me on the list Zkribbler. It seems to be my day for it.
                        "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                        "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Zkribbler


                          BlackCat definitely goes on the list.
                          Do you really want the girl to become pregnant ?
                          With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

                          Steven Weinberg

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Zkribbler

                            Edit: BTW guys, her daddy's a Dept. District Attorney
                            He's probably strict, so she's repressed.

                            & I'm takin' names.

                            Oh, there's a sign-up sheet?
                            Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. - Ben Franklin
                            Iain Banks missed deadline due to Civ | The eyes are the groin of the head. - Dwight Schrute.
                            One more turn .... One more turn .... | WWTSD

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Zoid
                              shaving pubic hair
                              "I realise I hold the key to freedom,
                              I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
                              Middle East!

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