Damn Skippy...

[Aeson]

I was down in the kitchen looking for some midnight snack. One of my favorites is a spoonful of peanut butter. The lights were off, so I didn't see the warning label until after it was too late... "Reduced Fat" Skippy. Like regular peanut butter, but with a sickly sour taste to it, and the consistancy of wet sand.

Even after 3 glasses of water and 2 danishes, then brushing my teeth, I can still taste the gritty horror.

Consider yourself warned.

[Cort Haus]

Lesson : don't raid the kitchen with the light off.

[Bkeela]

And I thought this was going to be about Skippy the Bush Kangaroo. What a let down.

[Lancer]

How did the abomination gain access to your domain? Hey! something fishy, why PB when you have danish? Hmm?

[Wezil]

Originally posted by Cort Haus
Lesson : don't raid the kitchen with the light off.

Good advice that I don't take. I've had two late night "accidents" in the kitchen recently.

[SlowwHand]

[Imran Siddiqui]

Crunchy peanut butter is sooooo better, Tex.

[SlowwHand]

I didn't do that intensive a search in order to make sure you were pleased. It's the brand, dipster.

[Lorizael]

Crunchy peanut butter is vile. It's butter, people.

[Imran Siddiqui]

Originally posted by Lorizael
Crunchy peanut butter is vile. It's butter, people.

There is something wrong with you.

[Lorizael]

You are not the first to point that out.

[b etor]

i don't really like peanut butter. i only ate PB&J sandwiches when i had to. if i do eat them, i like this kind.

[Donegeal]

CREAMY!!!!!!

(I'm talking about peanut butter here! Family site!)

[Wezil]

Agreed. Crunchy peanut butter is awful.

[ZEE]

Skippy Peanut Butter is teh YUMMM

There is nothing quite like a creamy glob of Skippy in my tummy!!

I dont know about teh reduced-fat tho. Reduced fat JIF or reduced fat Smuckers would be nasty too...

So stop hatin' on my Skippy!