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I don't even think we're debating anymore -- I've been convinced that water is essential for complete cleanliness while TP is not. I'm just not sure how to implement a water-only technique without spending the rest of the day with wet pants.The undeserving maintain power by promoting hysteria.Comment
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Originally posted by PLATO
I used to not care, but I do now!
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That's why I need to use both handsOriginally posted by Pekka
Lori, well us who are blessed have to use our hands because if we didn't, we would pee all over. It's like firemen, the longer the hose, the more men you need to hold it.
THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
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Actually, the trick is in the food you eat.Originally posted by aneeshm
I still haven't understood, however, how absolute cleanness can be achieved without using water. How do you manage it?
Good Food --> Good solid excrement --> virtually no wipey needed.
(in fact, the better the food, the less visits to the toilet needed
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DirtyMartini, I don't know how to really work that problem either. I'd probably do just as poorly as you would do the first time
. Then again, I wouldn't try to clean my butt with my hand but with the water.... I think you might be tempted.
But wet result, how to deal with that.. I think it's just skill, so that very minimal part of the area is wet and doesn't really matter. I don't know though, better ask these non-TP savages.In da butt.
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I prefer the roll off the roller actually. But only if I have a bathroom of my own.
(Once we ran out and only had baby-wipes. To be honest I prefer those "off the top". Pull one out and another's just right there ready and waiting. Babies have life so good.)Comment
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Squatting helps to reduce the part exposed to the **** dropping out . Often the 'water only' approach is done in bloody hot countries, where you're sweaty anyway, so who gives a **** about a wet anus caused by cool water?
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Actually, wrong. High fiber food (good food) has you going to the toilet once or twice a day.Originally posted by germanos
(in fact, the better the food, the less visits to the toilet needed )
Rich/etc food gets you constipated and yuo don't go to the toilet for a week.
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What if you eat only P. F. Chang's for 3 weeks straight?THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTFComment
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water is cool though, as long as you don't have diarrhea. Then I just feel sorry for your savage cultures.In da butt.
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Originally posted by LordShiva
That's why I need to use both hands
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wat a silly thread LAWLZThe Wizard of AAHZComment
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Don't you take your pants off completely while sitting on the crapper?Originally posted by DirtyMartini
I don't even think we're debating anymore -- I've been convinced that water is essential for complete cleanliness while TP is not. I'm just not sure how to implement a water-only technique without spending the rest of the day with wet pants.Comment
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