I'm Going To Stop Using The "F" Word

[Harovan]

Originally posted by Spec
He's a grampa now.

Gramps aren't supposed to talk like that.

Yes. And neither are they typically able to affirm it with action.

[Zkribbler]

Originally posted by Apocalypse
I use fudge.

Texas can't say "fudge." Other Texas would beat them up if they did.

I use Winnie-the-Pooh's "Oh bother" a lot. It works well for minor irritations. And there's alway, "Dear Abby!"

[ZEE]

i tend to mostly say blasphemous things like:

goddammit! or jeezus christ!

not much better in my case i guess

[Dis]

Originally posted by Zkribbler


Texas can't say "fudge." Other Texas would beat them up if they did.

I use Winnie-the-Pooh's "Oh bother" a lot. It works well for minor irritations. And there's alway, "Dear Abby!"

Aren't Texans really queers? They cover it up with the cowboy thing, but we all know they are all gay cowboys.

[Winston]

Wait a minute. Isn't it offensive to use the word "queer"? To even think it. Or was that "******".

Oh no. The word! I said the word.

We're all doomed.

[Dry]

Originally posted by boann
no one expects it to come out of my mouth. =)

You have weird friends.
Or maybe you are a weird person...
They expect to come out of where else?

[Stuie]

Originally posted by Dis

Aren't Texans really queers? They cover it up with the cowboy thing, but we all know they are all gay cowboys.

Like the man said:

"Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down."

[SlowwHand]

I have one thing to say. **** you.

[Stuie]

So much for that resolution.

[SlowwHand]

I know. Thanks a lot.

[b etor]

Originally posted by Winston
Wait a minute. Isn't it offensive to use the word "queer"? To even think it. Or was that "******".

Oh no. The word! I said the word.

We're all doomed.

queer
******

[aneeshm]

Recently, in the movie "Om Shanti Om", the superstar Shah Rukh Khan used the word "fish". It's catching on in India, starting with his fans.

[aneeshm]

Originally posted by b etor


queer
******

What's wrong with a piece of wood?

[b etor]

who refers to wood as a ****** anymore?

[ZEE]

i sure am glad I have never used dat word LOL!