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  • #46
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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    • #47


      lucky you :P
      You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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      • #48
        If you guys feel like celebrating, then you can add me to the list of the newly promoted.

        Showed up at work on Monday and was immediately grabbed (literally) and taken to a new area. I was given three new passwords and the programs they access.

        And that was my training. Five minutes in on Monday - welcome to a new job!

        Didn't even want the damn thing. Now the people who actually applied for the position are shooting eyeball daggers at me. Not that I am bragging - the collective incompetence of the applicants was what led the company to go with me.

        I did enjoy sitting beside the guy who tried to dress me down last week for being unable to do my job, however. I seem to be able to do his job without even being trained!
        Long live the Dead Threads!!

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        • #49


          We can celebrate properly this weekend?
          "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
          "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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          • #50
            Sure, just fly me to your place and I'll celebrate with you...
            You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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            • #51
              You did say that you don't need all this new cash, right Wezil?
              Long live the Dead Threads!!

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              • #52
                nah, I'm sure he can always spend it one new music...
                You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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                • #53
                  Actually, he can't. Wezil has reached the disappointing stage where the only music he needs to add to his collection is the new stuff coming out.

                  Everything else has already been acquired.
                  Long live the Dead Threads!!

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                  • #54
                    WAs this promotion or bonus week in Canada-- It seems we all had good job news of some sort

                    Must be that strong economy or sumthin
                    You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo

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                    • #55
                      but he needs to listen to new stuff on the road...
                      You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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                      • #56
                        They have teh radio for that.
                        THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                        AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                        AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                        DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                        • #57
                          I think I'm slowing Poly down by myslef because LS can;t keep up...
                          You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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                          • #58
                            You guys ability to spam is amazing-- Do you even bother to read any posts in the threads
                            You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo

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                            • #59
                              I do, but I doubt LS can...
                              You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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                              • #60
                                ahh but since you aren't a self-congratulatory Canadian you might have to start your own thread
                                You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo

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