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  • #91
    Originally posted by SlowwHand
    Because I hate cold? Some people have said they hate hot. Are they wusses, too? You're the man for all season? Is that what you're saying? Mr. Eclectic To The Max?
    You're a wuss because you THINK your "cold" temperatures are cold and because you're complaining about that.

    You might not last two days if you came up here.
    A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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    • #92
      We don't have to live with polar bears.
      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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      • #93
        I only have to live with French-Canadians.

        Damn cheap Canadian bastards.
        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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        • #94
          I DanS'd you.
          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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          • #95
            Originally posted by SlowwHand
            We don't have to live with polar bears.
            All your bravado about being a macho, chauvinistic Texan and you're afraid of a tiny polar bear?
            A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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            • #96
              You ever seen a bobcat? Those little bastards are tough.
              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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              • #97
                and armadillos...
                Monkey!!!

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                • #98
                  Forget the polar bears. It's the yeti you have to look out for.
                  "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                  "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                  • #99
                    Originally posted by SlowwHand
                    I DanS'd you.
                    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                    • #100
                      Not to mention the chupacabras they have to deal with down there ...

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                      • #101
                        Originally posted by SlowwHand
                        You ever seen a bobcat? Those little bastards are tough.

                        pfffft
                        A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                        • #102
                          Bobcats?

                          House pets.
                          "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                          "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                          • #103
                            I thought you only have weasels for pets.
                            A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                            • #104
                              Originally posted by SlowwHand

                              Damned 41 where I am.
                              I thought Texans only complained about football and running out of ammo.

                              41F would be quite warm at this time of year, just about too warm for my winter jacket.

                              Wuss.
                              Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. - Ben Franklin
                              Iain Banks missed deadline due to Civ | The eyes are the groin of the head. - Dwight Schrute.
                              One more turn .... One more turn .... | WWTSD

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