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  • #16
    Originally posted by Japher


    What I'd do to them is certainly not correctly described as "tazing"
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    • #17
      Pretty much anyone religious who gets offended by every little thing, no matter if it's a drawing or just a few words or whatever
      This space is empty... or is it?

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      • #18
        Politicians. Each and every one of them.


        I'm going to need some serious re-chargeable batteries.
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        • #19
          Originally posted by Adagio
          Pretty much anyone religious who gets offended by every little thing, no matter if it's a drawing or just a few words or whatever
          I can't believe you'd only taze religious people. That's discrimination. You're going to hell when you die.
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          • #20
            Where did I say "only" ? That's just those who has a higher priority
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            • #21
              Dinodoc.

              Maybe it would make him wake up and smell the bs.

              Spec.
              -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Adagio
                Where did I say "only" ? That's just those who has a higher priority
                Inferred through the omission of others.
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                • #23
                  Well... I could have said "Everybody except me, with religious nutjobs as highest priority"... happy now?
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                  • #24
                    Anybody? No questions asked? No reports?


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                    • #25
                      Ooh, I may have to back the trigger-happy cop on this one...

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                      • #26
                        That's it!

                        I'm tazing everyone in the intelligence community!

                        And their families for being related to them!

                        And their pets for not knowing any better!

                        ZZAAPP!!
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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Thoth
                          Politicians. Each and every one of them.

                          I'm going to need some serious re-chargeable batteries.
                          QFTasering

                          Also people who make commercials that annoy me: like that Old Spice commercial with the women saying "ahoy," the commercial where they avoid saying "penis," and that Jeep one with the singing animals.

                          And people who drive much more slowly than the speed limit allows. I don't care if there's a little bit of snow - there better be a few inches covering the road completely before you start driving like wusses!

                          I'm sure there are others who will be tasered at a time and place of my choosing.
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                          • #28
                            If historical characters are allowed, I would tase Gandhi and Hitler and put it on Youtube.

                            For fictional characters, none special, I would rather give the taser to Gandalf. Then I would lean back, grab some popcorn and watch him zap Pippin
                            The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.

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