If you could Tazer anyone at all who would you choose?

[uberloz]

Doink!

You have just been granted the power to Taze anyone you want to, no questions asked.

You don't have to explain to us why unless you feel like it!

Pick one person, pick groups of people, I don't care, just have fun!

Oh Allah forgive me but I think I would start with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

Is that tazer smilie ready yet??

ZZZAAAPP!

How do you say, "Don't Taze Me Bro'!" in Iranian??

[Kuciwalker]

Forum rules prevent me from answering this question.

[Wiglaf]

Donageal-types in ten or fifteen when their heart gets a little weaker. All these cops talk about how they have been tased, but they haven't been tased when they are old and most vulnerable to it. It's a lot more of a shock when you are an old fart instead of a young one, or if you have a condition that makes you vulnerable.

[Zkribbler]

I would first taze the person who granted me the power to taza anyone I felt like.

Then I'd taze uberloz for starting this thread.

Then I'd taza anybody who was running around Poly tazing people.

[LordShiva]

Originally posted by Zkribbler
I would first taze the person who granted me the power to taza anyone I felt like.

Then I'd taze uberloz for starting this thread.

Then I'd taza anybody who was running around Poly tazing people.

lol then you'd have to tase urself LOL

[uberloz]

Originally posted by Kuciwalker Forum rules prevent me from answering this question.

I hope I'm not breaking those rules by making this thread.

[Vesayen]

Gov. monitoring of the internet prevents me from answering this question.

It rhymed with Borge Gush Lunior.

[uberloz]

Originally posted by Zkribbler
Then I'd taze uberloz for starting this thread.

doh!

It's a good thing I have on my tazer-proof underoos!

[Japher]

and Rick Fox (I have no idea why)

[Wezil]

The woman in front of me in the drive-thru this morning.

[Dinner]

Ming because he's a bastard.

[DinoDoc]

Originally posted by Kuciwalker
Forum rules prevent me from answering this question.

[SlowwHand]

I'd probably taze myself. I'd be all giggly about the prospects and ZAP. Just keep the taser.

[Japher]

Sloww and giggly are two things I'd never equate...

[SlowwHand]

Yeah, yeah, I know. Duke Nukem.