I am the best boyfriend ever. Period.

[Dinner]

Now would be a perfect time to post a link to the user profile of a person you don't like.

[b etor]

Re: I am the best boyfriend ever. Period.

Originally posted by Spec


On top of being always available, very dependable, hard worker, great lover great cook and understanding, I got her valentines day WEEK all planned out.

I am taking her to Las Vegas. Plane tickets are bought. Going to stay at the Paris Hotel (90% sure). Got money aside just for us to do whatever she wants us to do once there since I have already be there before but not her.

One thing we are not doing, drive through wedding. Nothing like that planned....and the woman who gave me life would take it back.

Any suggestions? On what we should do?

I'd like to go grab a beer with Dis.

Spec.

Originally posted by Spec

Actually, its a surprise. She wont know until we drive to the airport.

Spec.

umm... are you packing for her??

[-Jrabbit]

You might want to give her some warning, Spec. The surprise trip is cool, but b etor's right -- women like to plan wardrobe and accessories. Maybe do the reveal via a shopping trip a few days before you leave?

I would recommend Blue Man Group as a must-see fun show (if you haven't already). At the Venetian, IIRC.

For Valentine's Day, you probably can't go wrong with Love (Cirque du Soleil show based on Beatles songs, at the Mirage). Truly spectacular.

For a special meal, you should try to find a way to get into the Foundation Room at House of Blues (Mandalay Bay). The room is at the top of the hotel, very swanky. There's even a very cool open-air patio under the big Manadalay Bay sign - spectacular view of the city, great place for your after-dinner brandy. Very tough to get in, though. Membership place. But it's Vegas. Money talks.

If you like roller coasters, the one on top of Paris Hotel is excellent, doing loop-de-loops out in the night air. Again, specatular views.

But in general, you should just check the entertainment bookings to see who's in town that week. I have no idea whether you're more into music, comedy, gambling, golf or whatever...

[Dinner]

Take her to an all night stripper/hooker bar then call her closed minded if she objects.

[Pekka]

Dude, nice thought and gesture, except what if she doesn't like gambling? Well I guess you know her well enough so that it's a good location for you guys.

Yes, I think she would love for you to go and spend lots of time with "Spec's internet friends" . Not that you shouldn't see Dis, but you know, if that was your idea of treating your girlfriend, Im ean you have to come up with something else as well.

Check out what the good shows are. Do research, there's tons of good shows there, so go to at least one. If you're going to Vegas with your girlfriend, you have to see a show, it' the LAW!! So pick up a good one.

I don't know, how cold is it in Nevada? If not too cold, I mean can you just like... work on your sun tan? If so, take her to one of those nice swimming pool complex thingies.

But I GUESS it's not that warm anymore. I bet there's tons of nice treatments for women there, you know where they spray stuff on their bodies and strecth and pull, push and pinch and all kinds of secretive women rituals. Maybe she could be up for some of that? You know it'll work for you as well, because sex is definitely on later, and she will smell nice and be happy and if there's something she never lets you do... this is the moment! It's now or never!

[Zkribbler]

Don't spoil the surprise. Pack for her...or at most tell her you're going to someplace where the weather is ____, and so she should pack accordingly.

BTW: They have clothing stores in Vegas. So, you could always let her shop.

[Kontiki]

Stuff her in a suitcase and away you go!

[Pekka]

No, in fact, when she's tired on watching TV, go like, "woaah, what's going on? Are you OK?", "yeah just tired".."no I mean you look weird." Then quickly inject drugs into her, the kind that will just KO her fast.

Then on to the plane somehow and she wakes up in Vegas. Take her to the middle of the strip and dress in all white suit saying "Yes my darling, you had a heart attack and you died. I miss you, but my physical form cannot be reached anymore."

Then see how she reacts. If positively, sex is on. oh and there's a bonus, when she realizes she didn't die, it's like hey I got a new life! Thanks Spec

If it fails, oh well, we better grow old not thinking about the missed opportunities.

[Dinner]

Originally posted by Kontiki
Stuff her in a suitcase and away you go!

On the up side if you put her in the checked luggage you'd only have to buy one ticket. 50% savings!

[Wiglaf]

It would actually be savings of 100% if you cut the price in half. Elementary algebra fails you apparently.

[Elok]

Provide further info on boxing prostitutes or leave the thread, Wiggy. Inquiring minds want to know.

[Provost Harrison]

Re: I am the best boyfriend ever. Period.

Originally posted by Spec


On top of being always available, very dependable, hard worker, great lover great cook and understanding, I got her valentines day WEEK all planned out.

I am taking her to Las Vegas. Plane tickets are bought. Going to stay at the Paris Hotel (90% sure). Got money aside just for us to do whatever she wants us to do once there since I have already be there before but not her.

One thing we are not doing, drive through wedding. Nothing like that planned....and the woman who gave me life would take it back.

Any suggestions? On what we should do?

I'd like to go grab a beer with Dis.

Spec.

You're well and truly pussywhipped

[Provost Harrison]

Originally posted by Wiglaf
...the prostitute boxing ring...

Prostitute Boxing? That sounds like it could be fun

[downtoearth]

Prostitute Boxing???

[MrFun]

Pay no attention to Wiggy-pooh.