WHY I love and need, but Wifey says No to me having a trip with a MILF

[MrsTroll]

Originally posted by Grandpa Troll
Im on Vicodin, so you know, I keep on thjinking Im all that

Heck, Ill be the first to tell ta, Im more than blessed by her, she is all I want and need...

Of course, should a lil ole trip come up, who knows

Sweeite, if you should go on that trip with someone like her, then yuo would deserve bragging rights on that one. Heck, I would even shake your hand.

[Dis]

what the hell is this thread about?

and isn't that nightie in that pic a little too see-thru? Good thing she shaves.

[Dinner]

Originally posted by MrsTroll

Help me out here, what is a AE? I would ask Grandpa Troll, but there is no telling what he would lead me to believe. I remain some what leary of his fables from time to time.

It means I think you aren't really Mrs Troll and are actually someone playing an extremely funny joke by pretending to be Mrs. Troll.

[Zkribbler]

There's the story of the old hunting dog that used to chase the hot red sports car down the street. Everyone laughed at the old dog because they knew, even if he caught it, he wouldn't be able to drive it.

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by Zkribbler
There's the story of the old hunting dog that used to chase the hot red sports car down the street. Everyone laughed at the old dog because they knew, even if he caught it, he wouldn't be able to drive it.

But at the age of the old dog, merely catching it was a victory in and of itself

My sweetie tells me if she dies, and I win a lotto, she wants me to go have at two 18 years old sweeties

Now to clarify, I am not nearly the man I used to be, but would simply tell those two twins, your not here for me to satisfy you because i cant, but for 5 minutes, you'll satisfy the hell out of me

[Dinner]

Hell, if I could I'd take time off and go to the Virgin Islands if the flight only cost $69. I can get to Vegas for $40 and they have flights from there.

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by Oerdin


It means I think you aren't really Mrs Troll and are actually someone playing an extremely funny joke by pretending to be Mrs. Troll.

No she is my sweetiheart

She only posts on rare occassions

we are set up with three pc's on a network

so no she is not a DL or not a ficticious person

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by Dis
what the hell is this thread about?

and isn't that nightie in that pic a little too see-thru? Good thing she shaves.

Dis, im kinda outta of it on Vicodin

But basically a play on words about MILF=Mothers Id like to Fornicate and the Airlines MILF=More islands less fare


and the price was starting at 69 dollars and that is a play because when two lovers get together and do oral on one another it resembles a 6 9 position, your head faces their toe and vice versa

ok, is their anything else I can explain while I am still a little coherent, cause these vicodin are easing some pain but making me loopy as heck..yee haw momma fokker

[OneFootInTheGrave]

[Heraclitus]

People high on medication posting.

[Elok]

The OP isn't funny, but the idea of GT on drugs is rather amusing.

[Alinestra Covelia]

I'm not surprised your wife doesn't want you getting involved with the Moro Islamic Liberation Front.

I know in the past you've fought your wars and taken the battle to the enemy with a machete in your teeth, but at your age you should be thinking about taking it more quietly. Maybe just start a low-intensity guerrilla conflict. Or perhaps cozy up to a superpower patron and induce a police action in a client state.

And count yourself lucky your woman cares enough about you to protest at your choice of partisan warfare group. She's only being cruel to be kind, Gramps!

[Guynemer]

Originally posted by Dis
and isn't that nightie in that pic a little too see-thru? Good thing she shaves.

Are you MAD?! Don't draw attention to that! Let's all enjoy it while we can!