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  • #16
    Re: Which beans make you fart the loudest?

    Originally posted by Perfection
    I need to make load farts, but I don't know which bean is best.
    WTF are load farts?
    THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
    AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
    AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
    DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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    • #17
      I think it's like a wet fart, only thicker.

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      • #18
        Re: Re: Which beans make you fart the loudest?

        Originally posted by LordShiva
        WTF are load farts?
        Load bearing farts .

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        • #19
          Load is moran for loud
          Monkey!!!

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          • #20
            Originally posted by SlowwHand
            How long are you banned for this time, Perfection?
            Not banned, but on the cusp of a banning in the next few weeks if I'm not careful. Decided to post more in Apolyton to get some of my more demented ideas off my chest.
            APOSTOLNIK BEANIE BERET BICORNE BIRETTA BOATER BONNET BOWLER CAP CAPOTAIN CHADOR COIF CORONET CROWN DO-RAG FEDORA FEZ GALERO HAIRNET HAT HEADSCARF HELMET HENNIN HIJAB HOOD KABUTO KERCHIEF KOLPIK KUFI MITRE MORTARBOARD PERUKE PICKELHAUBE SKULLCAP SOMBRERO SHTREIMEL STAHLHELM STETSON TIARA TOQUE TOUPEE TRICORN TRILBY TURBAN VISOR WIG YARMULKE ZUCCHETTO

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            • #21
              Beer makes me fart, the day after.

              Spec.
              -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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              • #22
                load up with some dried turkish appricotts (eat beef first)

                talk about windage
                anti steam and proud of it

                CDO ....its OCD in alpha order like it should be

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                • #23
                  Bestest thread EVAR!

                  For me it's not beans, I fart best after a glass of cold milk. And if I add some onion to it, you don't want to be close, believe me!

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                  • #24
                    Poorly made homemade beer...that has live yeast...
                    "Wait a minute..this isn''t FAUX dive, it's just a DIVE!"
                    "...Mangy dog staggering about, looking vainly for a place to die."
                    "sauna stories? There are no 'sauna stories'.. I mean.. sauna is sauna. You do by the laws of sauna." -P.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Japher
                      Load is moran for loud
                      I thought it was "loads of", but that makes more sense. Quality over quantity any day.

                      If they are of high volume, does that mean, they're loud, or that there's lots of it, in cubic meters?
                      I've allways wanted to play "Russ Meyer's Civilization"

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