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  • The final solution to the demographic problem of Europe?

    Let’s say you have complete control of Europe in 2030, what would you do about the demographical problem (low birht rates)?

    Try to be entertaning with you're explanations.
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    Last edited by Heraclitus; November 14, 2007, 17:37.
    Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
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  • #2
    What demographic problems? This is an age of competition... if traditional europeans can't compete, then europe belongs to those who can.

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    • #3
      Yes, what is this problem with demography?
      In da butt.
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      • #4
        Shut off electricity for a year and you'll get a population boom. There are ancient ways of entertainment that work when the lighs are off

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        • #5
          Sell "5% off per brat" raffle tickets to EuroDisneyland.
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          • #6
            Originally posted by Theben
            Sell "5% off per brat" raffle tickets to EuroDisneyland.
            Sell EuroDisneyland. Buy Barry White on a constantly running PA system .
            “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
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            • #7
              Originally posted by Theben
              Sell "5% off per brat" raffle tickets to EuroDisneyland.
              People would just import them from Africa...
              Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
              The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
              The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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              • #8
                The final solution to the demographic problem of Europe?
                I didn't care to read any of the choices but was an option to start having sex in there?
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                • #9
                  I would generally avoid using the words "final solution" to describe a situation where a larger population is desired. Actually, I'd avoid the phrase entirely...
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                  • #10
                    Forbid abortion?
                    I need a foot massage

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by DinoDoc
                      The final solution to the demographic problem of Europe?
                      I didn't care to read any of the choices but was an option to start having sex in there?
                      We Europeans have enough sex, more than Americans at any rate... But we've figured out how to use this great thing called contraception you see.


                      PS Well, other Europeans have enough sex.
                      Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
                      The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
                      The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by VetLegion
                        Shut off electricity for a year and you'll get a population boom. There are ancient ways of entertainment that work when the lighs are off
                        Turn off the lights in a society that is always on and you'll have mass theft that makes the Iraqis look highly civilized by comparison.
                        I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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                        • #13
                          Turn off electricity and see chaos.
                          In da butt.
                          "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                          THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                          "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                          • #14
                            ##Recycling Tanks
                            It is every citizen's final duty to go into the tanks and
                            become one with all the people.

                            ^
                            ^ -- Chairman Sheng-ji Yang,
                            ^ "Ethics for Tomorrow"

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Blake
                              ##Recycling Tanks
                              It is every citizen's final duty to go into the tanks and
                              become one with all the people.

                              ^
                              ^ -- Chairman Sheng-ji Yang,
                              ^ "Ethics for Tomorrow"
                              I bow to the glorius Chairman's wisdom, but I beg to differ.

                              BTW Good one Blake Either of these is better though.



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                              Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
                              The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
                              The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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