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    Shhhhhhhh...

    Wifey and I are getting a new car soon, she'll be driving the new one so I get her old one to drive to and from work (100 miles round trip). Because of this I bought a new radio so that my IPOD can hook right into it. The speakers still don't work right, but oh well.

    Anyway, as Best Buy geniuses were installing it I ended up buying the Warlords expansion. I get home, install it, through the box away and toss the guide into my pile of never read manuals. I start it up and wifey walks in and starts talking to me about bills or something. I get distracted by the intro video and she's all, "listen to me, besides you've probably seen that a million time." I'm all "yeah, uh..." Then the menu screen comes up, and she's all "that's different." I'm all "yeah, weird, I downloaded a patch." Then she leaves.

    Unless she reads my credit card receipt I think I got away with buying the expansion she told me I wasn't allowed to ever get!

    Now, who's wife hates Civ?!
    Monkey!!!
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      I'm going to tell on you.
      "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
      "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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      • #4
        Re: Shhhhhhhh...

        Originally posted by Japher
        Wifey and I are getting a new car soon, she'll be driving the new one so I get her old one to drive to and from work (100 miles round trip). Because of this I bought a new radio so that my IPOD can hook right into it. The speakers still don't work right, but oh well.

        Anyway, as Best Buy geniuses were installing it I ended up buying the Warlords expansion. I get home, install it, through the box away and toss the guide into my pile of never read manuals. I start it up and wifey walks in and starts talking to me about bills or something. I get distracted by the intro video and she's all, "listen to me, besides you've probably seen that a million time." I'm all "yeah, uh..." Then the menu screen comes up, and she's all "that's different." I'm all "yeah, weird, I downloaded a patch." Then she leaves.

        Unless she reads my credit card receipt I think I got away with buying the expansion she told me I wasn't allowed to ever get!

        Now, who's wife hates Civ?!
        She's on to you bud.
        I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
        - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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        • #5
          Re: Re: Shhhhhhhh...

          Originally posted by Kidicious


          She's on to you bud.
          Nah, Japher just doesn't know about his wife's new purchases yet.
          "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
          "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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          • #6
            That's probably true
            Monkey!!!

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            • #7
              You should have shouted "It's prolly different after the patch but listen.. MAKE ME COOKIES!" That way you would have still been a real man and not have to tell about the purchase
              In da butt.
              "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
              THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
              "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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              • #8
                Re: Re: Re: Shhhhhhhh...

                Originally posted by Wezil


                Nah, Japher just doesn't know about his wife's new purchases yet.
                I suppose it doesn't matter if he did. Same goes for the misses.
                I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                • #9
                  She made cookies last night anyway
                  Monkey!!!

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                  • #10
                    What kind of cookies?
                    In da butt.
                    "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                    THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                    "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                    • #11
                      Good gas mileage? (The car)
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                      • #12
                        You are totally whipped.

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                        • #13
                          You should have bought Beyond the Sword.
                          Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                          "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                          • #14
                            Re: Shhhhhhhh...

                            Originally posted by Japher
                            Wifey and I are getting a new car soon, she'll be driving the new one so I get her old one to drive to and from work (100 miles round trip). Because of this I bought a new radio so that my IPOD can hook right into it. The speakers still don't work right, but oh well.

                            Anyway, as Best Buy geniuses were installing it I ended up buying the Warlords expansion. I get home, install it, through the box away and toss the guide into my pile of never read manuals. I start it up and wifey walks in and starts talking to me about bills or something. I get distracted by the intro video and she's all, "listen to me, besides you've probably seen that a million time." I'm all "yeah, uh..." Then the menu screen comes up, and she's all "that's different." I'm all "yeah, weird, I downloaded a patch." Then she leaves.

                            Unless she reads my credit card receipt I think I got away with buying the expansion she told me I wasn't allowed to ever get!

                            Now, who's wife hates Civ?!


                            You are dead when she finds out..........

                            And yes - you should have bought BtS.......
                            I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Lorizael
                              You should have bought Beyond the Sword.
                              So true.
                              Do not fear, for I am with you; Do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God.-Isaiah 41:10
                              I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made - Psalms 139.14a
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