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Originally posted by Cort Haus
Isn't this an argument in favour of homosexuality?
Isn't this an argument in favour of homosexuality?
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Do you usually find sex to involve alot of uncomfortable prodding and insertion into your private parts?"The French caused the war [Persian Gulf war, 1991]" - Ned
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Well, to be fair, I haven't had a medical examination of my p***s, so I don't really know what it entails.
I did have extreme painkillers shoved up my arse, though, on two occasions. I have to say that the woman made a better job of it than the man, but I hate to generalise.
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It's quite fun. She does a quick examination to see if you have something wrong visually, and then to check if you have gonoria, syphilis, herpes and such, she inserts a big Q-tip in your pee hole.Originally posted by Cort Haus
Well, to be fair, I haven't had a medical examination of my p***s, so I don't really know what it entails.
The funny part is when she says, hold your breath, that'll sting a little...and then WHAM! One inch in and out within a second. No lube, only dry abrasive cotton. Saying it stings a "little" is describing things lightly. It ****ing hurts....for like 15 minutes. And the doctor, being a lady, makes it easier not to hit back
You should try it sometime.
Spec.Last edited by Spec; November 8, 2007, 16:09.-Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.Comment
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And the doctor, being a lady, makes it easier not to hit back
That's why it should be a man. So you can kick the **** out of him.“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
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i wouldn't care. i mean it's not as if it's anyhting they haven't seen before."The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.
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Don't give a crap.In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.Comment
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Yea, but you haven't.Originally posted by C0ckney
i wouldn't care. i mean it's not as if it's anyhting they haven't seen before.
Thats something Jackass should try. Today, Steve-O is going to shove a tooth brush up his pee-hole.
Spec.-Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.Comment
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haven't what?"The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.
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Have you seen kid's in sandbox? (I don't know where the name came from)Originally posted by Spec
Yea, but you haven't.
Thats something Jackass should try. Today, Steve-O is going to shove a tooth brush up his pee-hole.
Spec.
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I voted before I saw what the thread was about.Resident Filipina Lady Boy Expert.Comment
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I'm tired of the "I don't care" replies. What about some hot doctor/nurse fantasies?BlahComment
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Originally posted by Ninot
I voted before I saw what the thread was about.
Spec.-Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.Comment
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Nobody who has voted yet is a woman, or if they are, they don't care. That sucks,Resident Filipina Lady Boy Expert.Comment
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What a topic; I don't remember anything similar ever being discussed on Poly. So congrats, Spec. You have thought of something really new.
For a physical exam, I'd definitely prefer a lady. Just cannot help but feel some aversion when a man fiddles with my privates.
But for a talk related to it, I'd prefer a male doctor as definitely.
So a contradiction, I guess.
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Have you considered the possibility that a man would have some understanding of what you were going through and maybe, just maybe, he could somehow mitigate it? Or at least sympathize...Originally posted by Spec
It's quite fun. She does a quick examination to see if you have something wrong visually, and then to check if you have gonoria, syphilis, herpes and such, she inserts a big Q-tip in your pee hole.
The funny part is when she says, hold your breath, that'll sting a little...and then WHAM! One inch in and out within a second. No lube, only dry abrasive cotton. Saying it stings a "little" is describing things lightly. It ****ing hurts....for like 15 minutes. And the doctor, being a lady, makes it easier not to hit back
You should try it sometime.
Spec.
Anyway, OUCH. I haven't had that. I'm talking about "cough while I hold your balls" stuff...
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