Another week and another Republican Congressman is found to be gay. It's almost passe.
Short version: moustached Republican legislator (from WA state!) is secretly gay, has secret trysts with male prostitutes, secretly likes to wear lingerie, blah blah, you've heard this all before. State Rep. Curtis, not as practiced a hand as Larry Craig, accidentally lets slip that he works in gummint. Prostitute promptly blackmails him for one grand. Curtis goes to Spokane police with his story. Story leaks on internet. Yet another closeted dude's life ruined by his unfortunate penchant for low taxes and hawkish foreign policy!
Short version: moustached Republican legislator (from WA state!) is secretly gay, has secret trysts with male prostitutes, secretly likes to wear lingerie, blah blah, you've heard this all before. State Rep. Curtis, not as practiced a hand as Larry Craig, accidentally lets slip that he works in gummint. Prostitute promptly blackmails him for one grand. Curtis goes to Spokane police with his story. Story leaks on internet. Yet another closeted dude's life ruined by his unfortunate penchant for low taxes and hawkish foreign policy!
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