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  • #46
    But you survived!

    Kudos!

    So, did you masturbate? Thats what got you through it right? Right?

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    -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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    • #47
      I think I'm pretty daring, but not that daring.

      Lots of smoke breaks, a couple runs to Timmies, read the news (all of it), and lots of posts at Poly.
      "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
      "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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      • #48
        Have I been of any help?
        "post reported"Winston, on the barricades for freedom of speech
        "I don't like laws all over the world. Doesn't mean I am going to do anything but post about it."Jon Miller

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        • #49
          Not until now and I really don't need help now. I'm home and all is good in the universe.

          Your presence on the Poly boards at any time however is a blessing to us all.
          "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
          "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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          • #50
            Originally posted by Wezil
            Not until now and I really don't need help now. I'm home and all is good in the universe.

            All is good . . . . .





            for now.
            A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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            • #51
              Is this merely seasonal variations in shoreline or has the waterline permanently shifted? I'd say that if the lake itself has shifted to the extent that such property as exists on the former lakebed is now being bought and sold that the rights would no longer apply unless there was some other language.

              Under the 'lake' would seem to imply the body of water itself, the 'lakebed' the depression containing said waters.
              "Wait a minute..this isn''t FAUX dive, it's just a DIVE!"
              "...Mangy dog staggering about, looking vainly for a place to die."
              "sauna stories? There are no 'sauna stories'.. I mean.. sauna is sauna. You do by the laws of sauna." -P.

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              • #52
                If it ever happens again try picking your nose. Deep clean both nostrils. You can use the eraser on your pencil to de-goo the base of your brain. Stand on your head to get the rest. In fact, practice standing on your head, that takes time. Give your ass and balls a real good scratching as well. See if you have any lice that need exterminating or pimples to pop. Clean your toenails. Pre-wipe your ass.
                Long time member @ Apolyton
                Civilization player since the dawn of time

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                • #53
                  They did it to me again.

                  Another 6-7 hours in solitary.
                  "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                  "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                  • #54
                    Do you have access to porn?!

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                    -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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                    • #55
                      Sure, but that would be unwise on a work computer.

                      I do have some work that must be done today however. Back to court tomorrow so I can't be roped into this chore again (we have an employee off that I've been filling in for).
                      "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                      "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by Wezil
                        Sure, but that would be unwise on a work computer.


                        Just use the other cubicle internet wire and plug it in your computer.

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                        -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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                        • #57
                          This is a self contained jail cell. I have a hair dresser in the next "office" and a set of phones on the other side. This connection is it for this location.

                          If I was at the main office I could use a colleagues machine and get away with it.
                          "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                          "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by Wezil
                            They did it to me again.

                            Another 6-7 hours in solitary.

                            What is the purpose of sitting you in a cubicle for 6-7 hours doing nothing?

                            I have had some painful tasks in my years of lawyering but I have never been asked to sit somewhere and do nothing
                            You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo

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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by Flubber



                              What is the purpose of sitting you in a cubicle for 6-7 hours doing nothing?

                              I have had some painful tasks in my years of lawyering but I have never been asked to sit somewhere and do nothing
                              Our firm serves the trucking industry. About a year ago our senior partners decided it would be a good idea to open a "branch office" at a TA truck stop on Highway 401. Rather than have drivers talking to "truckstop lawyers" (ie their buddies over breakfast) we figured we would offer an outlet for real advice...

                              Sadly, the experiment has been a failure. The amount of walk in business (the reason I am here) is not enough to support the office. We are out of our lease at the end of the year but until then we staff the office.
                              "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                              "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                              • #60
                                Can't you have a book to read or something?
                                I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                                For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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