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  • #1

    Help Wezil survive the day

    So I'm stuck in a cubicle office (maybe 10x10) and subjected to Muzac piped in over poor speakers. I have little to do however my presence is required here until at least 4:30pm (it is only 10:15 now *sigh*). I do not expect to see any coworkers or clients all day.

    Any suggestions on how to preserve my sanity (what's left of it) for the next 6 hours?
    "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
    "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain
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  • #2
    Masterbation?

    Spec.
    -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Spec
      Masterbation?

      Spec.
      A good suggestion. Although I think that might have to wait.

      Hmmm. I have an open office door and am within full view of any people that walk by (I'm in a public location).

      I guess I could touch myself under the desk but how far is that going to get me?
      "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
      "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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      • #4
        Walk around and look for vulnerabilities. If you need to take everyone out in the future for some reason, you now know how to do that. Make your "rampage" plans? Everyone needs one.
        In da butt.
        "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
        THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
        "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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        • #5
          Stack everything on top of each other, and invite others to play "Office Jenga"
          THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
          AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
          AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
          DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Spec
            Masterbation?

            Spec.
            For the next 6 hours
            The books that the world calls immoral are the books that show the world its own shame. Oscar Wilde.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Dry

              For the next 6 hours
              Spec is a pro.

              Pekka - Sorry, I'm not a rampaging sort of guy.

              LS - Another good idea but I would have to play alone.

              Maybe we should turn this into an ask Wezil thread.
              "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
              "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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              • #8
                Wezil, well you're not a person who wants to catch fire either, but you still need fire plan. YOu need an exit plan. It's not that we want certain things, but we better be ready. Yes... this is true, better be ready.
                In da butt.
                "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                • #9
                  Please do the needful, Wezil.
                  "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                  Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                  • #10
                    If I can kill another hour or so I can do the lunch thing. A&W down the road...
                    "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                    "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                    • #11
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by DinoDoc
                        http://www.shockwave.com/home.jsp
                        Bookmarked. No sound on this machine but I should be okay.
                        "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                        "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                        • #13
                          Every now and then, when I'm bored at work, I peruse Collegehumor pictures. They help.
                          Resident Filipina Lady Boy Expert.

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                          • #14
                            Every now and then, when I'm bored at work, I do work. 30 minutes or so of that banishes teh boredom and then I go back to slacking off.
                            THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                            AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                            AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                            DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                            • #15
                              Ninot - I'll check it out. DD's link won't work for me. The site requires games to be DL'd which I can't do on this machine.

                              LS - I agree but I am at a branch office with little notice. Hence I don't have much stuff with me requiring work. I have about an hour's worth so I need to stretch it out.
                              "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                              "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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