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  • #16
    Originally posted by Lancer
    All the troops are elsewhere, this is actually Canada's chance to strike!
    Unfortunately so are ours.

    We have finally armed the border guards however. 80% of them can actually pass their marksmanship tests too.
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    • #17
      "Unfortunately so are ours"

      I sense a Mexican plot to conquer all North America.
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      • #18
        Let's face it: if life was like Civilization IV, Canada would have been invaded years ago.
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        • #19
          Originally posted by Wezil

          At least the Dutch (spit) have the decency to actually make claim first. The damn Americans just try to annex territory when no one is looking.
          More likely it was just some lame assistant who used generic stock video of "Niagara Falls" not knowing it was from the Canadian side of the border.

          In any event Canada will be merged with the rest of NAFTA soon enough so it doesn't matter.
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          • #20
            Originally posted by Wezil


            At least the Dutch (spit) have the decency to actually make claim first. The damn Americans just try to annex territory when no one is looking.
            I missed this. So you didn't realize we're sneaky?
            While we're thumping our chest in the Mideast, we deploy to our true objective. CANADA!
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            • #21
              Originally posted by Oerdin

              In any event Canada will be merged with the rest of NAFTA soon enough so it doesn't matter.
              You want a dollar worth the name to go with those falls do you? Never enough for you guys.
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              • #22
                Why would we annex a waterfall rather than where your oil is?
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                • #23
                  Oerdin, do you know anything at all about NAFTA?
                  Do you know what the letters stand for?

                  Do a Google search. JEEZUS!
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                  He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by DinoDoc
                    Why would we annex a waterfall rather than where your oil is?
                    Now it's the oil is it?

                    Geez, ask nicely and we'll give you Quebec.
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                    • #25
                      Why would we want Quebec? We know where the oil is and it ain't there.
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                      For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                      • #26
                        Quebec?? Speaking for Texas' interests, forget that noise. No, wait a minute. Send Quebecians to...where?
                        How about, send them to Iowa and Indiana?
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                        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                        • #27
                          Damn, an American that knows geography! What are the odds?!
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                          • #28
                            I'm a Texan. I'm special.
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                            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                            • #29
                              setting urself up for that one slowwy
                              hell the canadians dont want the quebecans wtf would we do with them?
                              When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Mrs. Tuberski

                                hell the canadians dont want the quebecans wtf would we do with them?
                                Start a french theme park (kind of like Louisianna) and make them earn their keep.
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                                "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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