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  • #61
    You have to take Quebec. The Newfies are looking forward to a shorter drive to Toronto.
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    • #62
      Why should we care about the Newfies, when it is the Albertans that will enjoy a place of honor in the coming new order in your country?
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      • #63
        You going to give them Texas' position?
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        • #64
          They claim to have more oil than SA. If that proves true, why not?
          I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
          For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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          • #65
            You can't honestly have expected free trade to turn a 3rd world country into a first world country over night?
            I would love to see you apply this to some other topics...
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            • #66
              Originally posted by DinoDoc
              They claim to have more oil than SA. If that proves true, why not?
              I'm not sure how Albertans would adapt to having people listen to them. They're used to being ignored.
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              "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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              • #67
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                • #68
                  Originally posted by Wezil
                  I'm not sure how Albertans would adapt to having people listen to them. They're used to being ignored.
                  Indeed. It's how we plan on winning their hearts and minds.
                  I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                  For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                  • #69
                    I still want to know who the Hell gave Canadians guns...
                    The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

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                    • #70
                      Originally posted by DRoseDARs
                      I still want to know who the Hell gave Canadians guns...
                      Are you referring to the border guards? Don't worry they can't aim. They are more likely to take each other out than anything.

                      FREDERICTON–The union representing Canada's border guards says it is concerned about the relatively high number of officers who are flunking the firearms training program.

                      Ron Moran, national president of the Customs and Excise Union, said slightly more than 20 per cent of the guards who have taken the course on precision shooting have failed, possibly jeopardizing their careers with the Canada Border Services Agency.
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                      • #71
                        Well, maybe if they weren't stoned and drunk all the time they'd be better shots.

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                        • #72
                          That would help their aim but if they weren't stoned they'd be more likely to shoot annoying Americans.
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                          "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                          • #73
                            Well maybe they can run for VP of the U.S. then.
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                            • #74
                              Originally posted by DRoseDARs
                              I still want to know who the Hell gave Canadians guns...
                              We buy them from Americans.

                              Half of Montana has been converted to a gigantic firearms warehouse.
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                              • #75
                                At least it wasn't the Danes. Or the Finns.
                                The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

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