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  • My daily OUTREGE!!!! NFLers not no-ing where Lundon is and that they speak English

    Days before an NFL match in England, Miami Dolphins' Channing Crowder has admitted that, until recently, he didn't realize people in London speak English.


    Two days before the NFL's Miami Dolphins play the New York Giants at London's Wembley Stadium, the Dolphins' Channing Crowder has made a shocking admission: until recently, he didn't realize people in London speak English.

    The linebacker said he couldn't find London on a map, unless the map had names of countries and cities.

    "I swear to God. I don't know what nothing is," he told Sky News. "I know Italy looks like a boot. I learned that.

    "I know [Washington Redskins linebacker] London Fletcher. That's the closest thing I know to London. He's black, so I'm sure he's not from London," said the Georgia native. "I'm sure that's a coincidental name."

    Sunday's game is the first NFL regular-season game to be played outside the United States.

    If the sold-out game is a success, the league says as many as two regular-season games could be played next year outside the U.S., possibly in Canada.


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    Georgia natives

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    • #3
      London... London. Ah yes the pitiful provincial city in the 51st state.

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      • #4
        Thanks for making us look bad, Crowder.
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        • #5
          http://apolyton.net/forums/showthrea...32#post5089632

          Also, you skipped the part about how he is a jokester and was almost certainly joking (But, a funny joke nonetheless...)

          He is from UFlorida, so you never know...
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          • #6
            Originally posted by Riesstiu IV
            London... London. Ah yes the pitiful provincial city in the 51st state.
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            • #7
              Sending the Dolphins is a joke in itself.
              What?

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Richelieu
                Sending the Dolphins is a joke in itself.
                Yep... they won't know they aren't watching real football
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                • #9
                  NFL, lowering the bar for the rest of us.
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                  • #10
                    I am going to the game.
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Ming


                      Yep... they won't know they aren't watching real football
                      They're playing American football, of course it's not 'real' football.
                      One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Richelieu
                        Sending the Dolphins is a joke in itself.
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                        • #13
                          To be fair, I've seen some British movies, and I'm not so sure they speak English in London either.
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                          • #14
                            No big revelations in the OP. Everyone already knew sports players were retards.
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                            • #15
                              I mean doesn't Channing Chowder just look like Ivy League material?

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