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    SIOUX CITY, Iowa - City leaders have scrapped plans to do away with the Sioux Gateway Airport's unflattering three-letter identifier - SUX - and instead have made it the centrepiece of the airport's new marketing campaign.

    The code, used by pilots and airports worldwide and printed on tickets and luggage tags, will be used on T-shirts and caps sporting the airport's new slogan, "FLY SUX." It also forms the address of the airport's redesigned website - www.flysux.com.

    Sioux City officials petitioned the Federal Aviation Administration to change the code in 1988 and 2002. At one point, the FAA offered the city five alternatives - GWU, GYO, GYT, SGV and GAY - but airport trustees turned them down.

    Airport board member Dave Bernstein proposed embracing the identifier.

    "Let's make the best of it," Bernstein said. "I think we have the opportunity to turn it into a positive."

    He noted that many airports, including some of the busiest, have forgettable three-letter codes.

    "I've got buddies that I went to college with in different cities that can't even remember their own birthdays, but they all know the Sioux City designator - SUX," he said.

    Mayor Craig Berenstein, who in 2002 described SUX as an "embarrassment" to the city, said he views the new slogan as a "cute little way" to make light of the situation.




    I guess they prefer an airport that SUX rather than one that is GAY.
    "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
    "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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    SUX
    bleh

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    • #3
      Maybe they could get SXC.
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      • #4
        Sioux City Airport rescue workers.
        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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        • #5
          Sioux City officials petitioned the Federal Aviation Administration to change the code in 1988 and 2002.
          Petitioning won't do any good. If they want action, they'll have to Sioux.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Zkribbler

            Petitioning won't do any good. If they want action, they'll have to Sioux.
            haha, so funny I forgot to laugh.

            okay I did chuckle.

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            • #7
              Fresno's is FAT

              Hey Guy, it's me! Yeah, we just landed!
              Monkey!!!

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              • #8
                how is GAY a better alternative to SUX?
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                'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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                • #9
                  I think the Feds are trying to tell Sioux City something.
                  "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                  "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                  • #10
                    Los Angeles is LAX

                    Newcast:
                    Terrorists today were able to smuggle submachine guns and RPGS past LAX security.

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