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  • #91
    Originally posted by Q Cubed
    Yes, but Tolkien was too cowardly to ever out any of his characters. Or something.

    ...dammit, I just can't pull a Wiglaf.
    He didn't have to - Ian McKellen did it for him.
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    • #92
      Originally posted by LordShiva
      For teh same reason, I always get grossed out when people get amorous in historical movies. They never showered or brushed their teeth back then; how on earth can they enjoy getting so close, exchanging saliva, etc.?

      Well, here is a radical concept for you: it is possible to wash without standing under a stream of water or submerging in a bath. Yes, really it is. And when you have to cut and split the wood to build a fire to heat the water, you appreciate the economy of using a small basin of expensive heated water for your hygiene.

      Do you really think that nobody brushed their teeth? True, they didn't have purpose-built miniature brushes. Instead, they use a twig, chewed until the end is frayed. It works. I understand that the layers just under the bark have antibiotic properties; that's how a tree prevents infections. Certain species also have a nice, fresh taste.
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      • #93
        Originally posted by Straybow
        Originally posted by LordShiva
        For teh same reason, I always get grossed out when people get amorous in historical movies. They never showered or brushed their teeth back then; how on earth can they enjoy getting so close, exchanging saliva, etc.?

        Well, here is a radical concept for you: it is possible to wash without standing under a stream of water or submerging in a bath. Yes, really it is. And when you have to cut and split the wood to build a fire to heat the water, you appreciate the economy of using a small basin of expensive heated water for your hygiene.

        Do you really think that nobody brushed their teeth? True, they didn't have purpose-built miniature brushes. Instead, they use a twig, chewed until the end is frayed. It works. I understand that the layers just under the bark have antibiotic properties; that's how a tree prevents infections. Certain species also have a nice, fresh taste.
        Still, no deodorant, no breath freshener, etc. And washing with a small basin of heated water makes it hard to wash teh nether regions.



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        • #94
          Originally posted by Stuie


          He didn't have to - Ian McKellen did it for him.
          Don't forget the gay hobbits.
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